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Do You Want Honesty With That (limerick)

Updated on July 30, 2013

She saw through baloney real quick

Which I admit I laid on thick

The meat of my spiel

I could not conceal

From date who was real vegan chick


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      Sunny River 3 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

      You always crack me up! Great limerick! :)

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      lovedoctor926 3 years ago

      voted up awesome...

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      Cat 3 years ago from New York

      Oh this is funny on so many levels!

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      rose-the planner 3 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

      Hilarious!!!! Thank you for sharing. (Voted Up) -Rose

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      Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      I know a vegetarian who is currently giving me a load of baloney lol! (true story).

      All the best,


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      Shauna L Bowling 3 years ago from Central Florida

      Ha ha!

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      Thomas Silvia 3 years ago from Massachusetts

      Thanks my friend for another funny read !

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      MizBejabbers 3 years ago

      And she saw through your BS pretty quick!

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      travmaj 3 years ago from australia

      Yes - I have much trouble with veggie daughters and meat eating others - always using baloney!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Vegies only, smart cookie. Funny..

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      Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

      Clever and snappy as always.


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Here I'm chuckling.

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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Sounds like she knew which side her bread was "buttered" on.

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      A laugh out loud!

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