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Does Your Man Love You This Much (limerick)

Updated on June 5, 2012

To find out if husband did care

Wife ran around house all but bare

His senses not numb

Her man wasn’t dumb

He got his wife something to wear


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      Indian Chef 4 years ago from New Delhi India

      Very funny

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      Tonette Fornillos 5 years ago from The City of Generals

      Hahaha... no need to bare, I guess... love makes that "bare thing" to come

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      ahorseback 5 years ago

      Better keep that girl in line man , ! Need any help ?

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      Ruth R. Martin 5 years ago from Everywhere Online ~ Fingerlakes ~ Upstate New York

      Definitely has a bit of truth to it, sad to say! It's a bit like saying the man couldn't take a hint! At least not the right hint!

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      Jackie Lynnley 5 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Ha ha ha, I love it, and so true!

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      Madeleine Salin 5 years ago from Finland

      Lol! Very funny.

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      HaleyMCruz 5 years ago from California

      I wasn't expecting that! I actually laughed out loud...silly man, at least he was trying to do the right thing :)

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      aykianink 5 years ago

      Nice poem. Yours are always good for a smile:-)

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      Nichol marie 5 years ago from The Country-Side

      wow not nice but funny

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      frogyfish 5 years ago from Central United States of America

      A couple of points here, and cute too!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      This is so humorous. Great limerick!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      LOL This was a funny limerick.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHaHa Funny..I enjoy your limericks...

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      molometer 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      I do love a limerick. This one hit the spot lol.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      I knew before I even read it that I would be laughing by the time I was writing my comment.

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      Merle Ann Johnson 5 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      ha ha sad we become so care-less...:O) Hugs G-Ma

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      That made me laugh!!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      And his young pretty wife looked elsewhere.

      Nice work, keep them coming :0

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      Angelme566 5 years ago

      can't connect.

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      BeyondMax 5 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      LOL Man! You sure know which buttons to push LOL genius =)