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Don't Hub When You're Hungry!

Updated on June 25, 2011

Sometimes I tend to be a " hubba-hubba-Hub-a-holic"! Yes I do! Writing, reading, voting things up, leaving comments, falling into the semi black hole of the Hubuverse... where coffee is a must, and even painfully desperate growls emitting from my lower intestines won't take my tired red eyes off the screen, or my cramped pinky finger off the keyboard, untill pencil eracers on my desk are looking a bit like bubble gum, and filling if swollowed...

I like to Hub early in the morning, when my world is peaceful and slow. Before I have to do all the daily does of doing what I have to do. Like making a living, making my house a home, and before breakfast! (I need you breakfastpop!)

And one Hub always leads to another, so that I may eventually end up on the west coast with Winsome, when I started out in England with dimflaxenwick! Then as I laugh, notice the occasional tear, or question the comment of another Hubber from a different mother, I often also notice my stomach thinking my throat has been cut, because the food route has disappeared... seemingly... from said stomach's point of view!

The bag of stale pretzels from yesterday's rummage through the middle desk drawer is probably nastier than I remember, but just maybe worth a nibble...

Oh gosh! I'm getting weak! I need sustenance! OOPS! Not the fingernails... as I feel every word by wealthmadehealthy, and have my mind work hard when contemplating the words of Mentalist acer.

I think my stomach is chasing my liver around trying to eat it! Maybe I need to get a peach, or a cookie. My blood sugar has dropped like a rock! I'm starting to see a bright white light in my peripheral vision! But wait! 2patricias wrote something I have to read! And I wonder what Gus TheRedneck is up to today?

Hubbing... an ironic twist to my metabolism! I actually think I heard my stomach screaming something about Irritable Hub Syndrome! Propaganda! Where is the voice of calm and reason in this situation? Oh I know... dahoglund!

Too bad I tossed the microwave way back when. I could pop something radiated into my mouth to shut my stomach up! Why are there no instant biscuts? I just want to know! UH OH! I'm chewing on a toner cartridge box again...

I downsized and don't have leftovers anymore. (Wasn't I proud of that a few days ago?) Wonder if any of my friends are out running errands at this very moment and want to drop off a fresh donut or ham sandwitch...

Yes it's official, my stomach has wrapped around my backbone, trying to knaw through to the marrow in desperation! That's it... I have to eat!


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    • RunAbstract profile imageAUTHOR

      RunAbstract 

      6 years ago from USA

      Feline Prophet, who could ever STOP Hubbing?! Thanks for reading and commenting!

    • RunAbstract profile imageAUTHOR

      RunAbstract 

      6 years ago from USA

      Dim Flaxenwick, what a great idea to preserve health and eracers! Thanks so much for dropping by!

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      Feline Prophet 

      6 years ago

      Haha, you seem to have it bad - but as long as you're enjoying the process, keep hubbing! :)

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      Dim Flaxenwick 

      6 years ago from Great Britain

      That was such fun! maybe you should invest in a small table or trolley that fits right next to your desk.

      Each morningas the computer is warming up you can lay your little table/trolley with allsorts of nibbles and goodies to keep your stomach happy while you hub.

      Just an idea. Great hub as always. Thank you. x

    • RunAbstract profile imageAUTHOR

      RunAbstract 

      7 years ago from USA

      ExoticHippieQueen, I can so relate! lol! LIke a vortex spinning us farther and farther away from the real world. But it's fun!

      Thanks for reading and commenting!

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      ExoticHippieQueen 

      7 years ago

      It's easy to become sucked into the computer. Time flies for me, and I have been spending entirely too much time here sitting on my a**. Food, returning phone calls all seem to fall by the wayside!

    • RunAbstract profile imageAUTHOR

      RunAbstract 

      7 years ago from USA

      Oh wow! I had forgotten about food delivery Mentalist acer! Thanks for reminding me!

      Thanks for reading and commenting too!

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      Mentalist acer 

      7 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!

      The pen may be mightier than the sword but,alas,has no calories...and Amazon Prime two day shipping's grocery and gourmet food will arrive with UPS mailman finding a mad lady or simply a grey shriveled stomach.;))-))

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