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Don't Hub When You're Hungry!
Sometimes I tend to be a " hubba-hubba-Hub-a-holic"! Yes I do! Writing, reading, voting things up, leaving comments, falling into the semi black hole of the Hubuverse... where coffee is a must, and even painfully desperate growls emitting from my lower intestines won't take my tired red eyes off the screen, or my cramped pinky finger off the keyboard, untill pencil eracers on my desk are looking a bit like bubble gum, and filling if swollowed...
I like to Hub early in the morning, when my world is peaceful and slow. Before I have to do all the daily does of doing what I have to do. Like making a living, making my house a home, and before breakfast! (I need you breakfastpop!)
And one Hub always leads to another, so that I may eventually end up on the west coast with Winsome, when I started out in England with dimflaxenwick! Then as I laugh, notice the occasional tear, or question the comment of another Hubber from a different mother, I often also notice my stomach thinking my throat has been cut, because the food route has disappeared... seemingly... from said stomach's point of view!
The bag of stale pretzels from yesterday's rummage through the middle desk drawer is probably nastier than I remember, but just maybe worth a nibble...
Oh gosh! I'm getting weak! I need sustenance! OOPS! Not the fingernails... as I feel every word by wealthmadehealthy, and have my mind work hard when contemplating the words of Mentalist acer.
I think my stomach is chasing my liver around trying to eat it! Maybe I need to get a peach, or a cookie. My blood sugar has dropped like a rock! I'm starting to see a bright white light in my peripheral vision! But wait! 2patricias wrote something I have to read! And I wonder what Gus TheRedneck is up to today?
Hubbing... an ironic twist to my metabolism! I actually think I heard my stomach screaming something about Irritable Hub Syndrome! Propaganda! Where is the voice of calm and reason in this situation? Oh I know... dahoglund!
Too bad I tossed the microwave way back when. I could pop something radiated into my mouth to shut my stomach up! Why are there no instant biscuts? I just want to know! UH OH! I'm chewing on a toner cartridge box again...
I downsized and don't have leftovers anymore. (Wasn't I proud of that a few days ago?) Wonder if any of my friends are out running errands at this very moment and want to drop off a fresh donut or ham sandwitch...
Yes it's official, my stomach has wrapped around my backbone, trying to knaw through to the marrow in desperation! That's it... I have to eat!