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Don’t Try This At Home (limerick)

Updated on September 21, 2014

A host who was far too polite

To wish all of his guests goodnight

So he produced smell

We all know so well

And soon noses fell to mass flight


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Loved this. Been in similar situations in the NYC subway.

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Hilarious picture, Martin!