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Lime Margarita Double Trouble
The trouble with a double is that when your tummy starts to grumble, and from your mouth appears that rainbow bubble, you might vomit in the rubble, but it's still better than vomiting on yourself!
Margaritaville Jimmy Buffet
To the Einstein-wannabe who made weird comments about my post, I really don't have two sets of eyes, and two foreheads; these photos are distorted for the purpose of this particular poem.
That Lime Margarita
must have been
When I tried to walk along,
I tumbled headlong through
Rising back up,
I, again, began to
Below me, the ground
began to rock, and spin, then
finally crack, and c-c-crumble!
My tummy suddenly
sickened, and began to toss
I looked into a mirror
and from my mouth, formed
a pretty rainbow b-b-bubble!
Staring back at me,
was my twin, looking for
She smiled, at me, happily,
knowing that we were going
to have a r-r-rumble!
I vomited all over her.
Below is a recipe for Virgin Margaritas. This way, our double will not be so intrusive!
Tequila The Champs
Non-Alcoholic, Virgin Margaritas
I do not like Beer!
Do you like Beer?
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© 2017 Tamara Yancosky