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Lime Margarita Double Trouble

Updated on July 23, 2017
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Whimsical, happy, spiritual, informative, and/or nonsensical singsong lyrical poems, metaphors, prose, rhymes, and short stories.

Twins

The trouble with a double is that when your tummy starts to grumble, and from your mouth appears that rainbow bubble, you might vomit in the rubble, but it's still better than vomiting on yourself!

Margaritaville Jimmy Buffet

To the Einstein-wannabe who made weird comments about my post, I really don't have two sets of eyes, and two foreheads; these photos are distorted for the purpose of this particular poem.

Double Trouble!


That Lime Margarita

must have been

a d-d-double;


When I tried to walk along,

I tumbled headlong through

the r-r-rubble!




Rising back up,

I, again, began to

gracelessly s-s-stumble;

Seeing Double

Source


Below me, the ground

began to rock, and spin, then

finally crack, and c-c-crumble!



My tummy suddenly

sickened, and began to toss

and g-g-grumble;


I looked into a mirror

and from my mouth, formed

a pretty rainbow b-b-bubble!



Staring back at me,

was my twin, looking for

some t-t-trouble;


She smiled, at me, happily,

knowing that we were going

to have a r-r-rumble!

Twins


I vomited all over her.

Below is a recipe for Virgin Margaritas. This way, our double will not be so intrusive!

Tequila The Champs

Irish!

Source

Non-Alcoholic, Virgin Margaritas

I do not like Beer!

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      Tamara Yancosky 4 weeks ago from No Idea Where

      Th-th-thank y-y-you, F-F-Fullerman!

      H-H-Hugs,

      T-T-Tamara

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      Ryan Fuller 4 weeks ago from Louisiana, USA

      Now I want a m-m-margarita. Fun hub. I enjoyed this.

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      Tamara Yancosky 4 weeks ago from No Idea Where

      Thank you, Mamerto! Your comment is cute. I never drink, except for very rare occasions due to that fact that alcohol gives me very bad migraine headaches.

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      Mamerto I Relativo Jr 4 weeks ago from Cabuyao

      I love the humorous phrases. That reminds me of this event years ago, when a downed a tumbler-full of brandy. After that I never drank heavy again!

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      Tamara Yancosky 7 weeks ago from No Idea Where

      Thank you, Casey! I am so glad to have you as my new friend :-) I have checked out your writings, too, and your photos and articles are simply breathtaking in color and beauty.

      I really am not a drinker, but the idea for this poem came to me for some reason in which I cannot remember...lol. BTW, Red Wine gives me horrible migraines, so I cannot even look at it without needing an Extra Strength Excedrin. And yes, Lime Margaritas are my very favorite alcohol beverage on the rarity that I do have a drink.

      Hugs!

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      Mike and Dorothy McKenney 7 weeks ago from United States

      Tamara, I love all of your poems! This one caught my eye because, although I don't drink alcohol (not because I have some moral objection to it - it causes migraines), but because of all the drinks out there, the Margarita is the one that looks like something that might be worth risking a headache for. Yum, yum, yum. So glad to have found you on HubPages. Keep writing, and I will keep reading, my new friend.

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      Tamara Yancosky 2 months ago from No Idea Where

      LOL...Awwe, how sweet of you to come over and check out my d-d-double t-t-trouble! Some people might come to the conclusion that my images are normal, but that they are, in fact, seeing d-d-double :-) haha.

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      FlourishAnyway 2 months ago from USA

      Cute poem and I love your creative images! We've all had a d-d-d-ouble at some time in our lives. Sometimes it's just d-d-d-double vision but always memorable. Keep up your creativity!

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      Tamara Yancosky 3 months ago from No Idea Where

      Thank you, MsDora...lol. I actually do not drink. So, tonight there was a disgusting spider crawling on my sleeve, and it scared me. I couldn't get it off my sleeve! So, I'm sleeping out on the couch tonight because it was in my bedroom! I believe it had rabies! Eeeeeew. My cat did Nothing to save me!

      Nervous of every little movement I feel,

      Tamara

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      Dora Isaac Weithers 3 months ago from The Caribbean

      Great fun in the d-d-double words; but getting drunk is not recommended, so perhaps skipping the real-life double is the better thing to do.

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      Tamara Yancosky 3 months ago from No Idea Where

      Thank you, Exploring :-) I'd like a Double Scoop of ice cream, right now :-)

      Hugs,

      Tamara

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 3 months ago from Southern Illinois

      I like your use of double letters in your rhyme. Cute and fun to read...

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      Tamara Yancosky 3 months ago from No Idea Where

      Thank you, Jay...

      Hugs,

      Tamara

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      Jay C OBrien 3 months ago from Houston, TX USA

      funny, funny

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      Tamara Yancosky 3 months ago from No Idea Where

      It is only a pretend poem :-) The last time I had anything to drink alcohol related was about a year ago, or longer...and I did not even get buzzed:-) Alcohol gives me bad headaches. It's just a nonsensical poem....lol. Thank you, Manatita!

      Hugs,

      Tamara

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      manatita44 3 months ago from london

      What can I say? A little is ok, perhaps, but I never encourage inebriation. Hope your twin brings reflections. Interesting Hub!