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Drinking And Naming Don’t Mix (limerick)

Updated on October 6, 2013

I admit I drank quite a few

The day Juan’s new brother was due

Brain working or not

I’m put on the spot

So Juan’s brother got the name Two


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      Kathi 4 years ago from Saugatuck Michigan

      Lol . . . good one Martin

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That's almost like Jos A and Jos B.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      A great laugh-out-loud!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      lol You always put a big grin on my face.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Well, Martin, as you stated in your verse,

      'Two' is not so bad; 'Dos' would have been worse.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Another funny one! I don't know how you do it.

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      Very clever...we can always count on you to come up with these very amusing limericks Martin:-))

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Well, it is appropriate. LOL

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      Loved it.


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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      There's still time to change it!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL.....way too funny!

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      W1totalk 4 years ago

      Well the name could have been burp. Great limerick.

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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      So many people do not have a good excuse. At least you could blame alcohol.