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Dumb things to buy

Updated on March 15, 2016
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I love to write, I have been writing and journaling since I was very young, and I especially enjoy short stories, parodies and poetry.

Here is a lyric video I made of my parody.

A wig of animal hair,

A guitar that's made out of air,

So many things from off eBay,

Like the auction for one cornflake


Dumb things to buy

So many dumb things to buy

Dumb things to buy

So many dumb things to buy


A USB pet rock

A puppet that’s a sock

Someone’s entire life,

A vial of healthy fresh urine


Dumb things to buy

So many dumb things to buy

Dumb things to buy

So many dumb things to buy


The real meaning of life

A dress from your ex wife

Using your body as ad space

A T shirt with Nic Cage’s face


Dumb things to buy

So many dumb things to buy X2


A walker for your fish pet

Even the entire internet!

An umbrella that’s just for your shoe

Isn’t it strange what people do?


Dumb things to buy

So many dumb things to buy X2


Even if your brain is somehow freezin’

Think carefully, there’s really no good reason

Think about your actions before you perform

And all the dollars that this will be costing

This kind of stupidity should be an artform

They might not rhyme but they might possibly be

The dumbest things to buy

The dumbest things to buy

So many dumb things to buy

Buy safe use your brain, A message from Davo


Here are some links to the things that were actually bought or sold:

http://time.com/4017026/ebay-20th-anniversary-weirdest-sales/

http://www.goodgearguide.com.au/slideshow/349425/15-weirdest-ebay-auctions-all-time/?image=2

http://www.goodgearguide.com.au/slideshow/349425/15-weirdest-ebay-auctions-all-time/

http://listverse.com/2012/10/22/10-bizarre-ebay-auctions/

http://wonderfulengineering.com/10-most-useless-products-that-you-can-buy-today/

http://theworstthingsforsale.com/page/3/

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