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Dump That Man!!! – The Come On (limerick)

Updated on December 15, 2012

Martin Kloess

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Her husband he had quite a few

Her friends asked her just how she knew

That drunken old cad

Made other girls mad

So her he makes advances to

Comments

Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia
Keep them coming!
Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK
Familiarity can breed contempt!
picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va
these limericks make my day!! good job
Mary Craig 5 years ago from New York
Short, sweet, and great! Voted up, funny, and awesome.
Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky
Her husband needs to go to school
and stop acting the drunken fool
stupid he seems
of girls he dreams
but each day wakes in his own drool.
Great job, my friend!
Michelle Liew 5 years ago from Singapore
Ah, decisions, decisions! A good one, MHatter!
Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida
That's definitely a sign of ...... something!
Karen Silverman 5 years ago
lol..when all else fails - go home!
you're a hoot, my friend...
Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales
Great words once more!!!
Eddy.
Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois
Bad boy, liquor loosens the tongue.
Valleypoet 5 years ago
One too many.....drinks as well LOL :-))
ahorseback 5 years ago
Haa !Too much Tequila ? LOL+++++.
wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama
That's a funny turnaround!
Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida
Of course, no one I have ever known was described here smiling after reading as usual :) ps Sending you some Angels and some wishes for a Happy Birthday on the 25th in case I don't get back here....
Graham Lee 5 years ago from Lancashire. England.
My morning smile.
Graham.
Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA
Way too much to drink. LOL
mizjo 5 years ago from New York City, NY
Oh, how funny. Sounds like she isn't the jealous type and seems very fond of him.