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Dump That Man!!! – The Come On (limerick)

Her husband he had quite a few
Her friends asked her just how she knew
That drunken old cad
Made other girls mad
So her he makes advances to
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Keep them coming!
Familiarity can breed contempt!
these limericks make my day!! good job
Short, sweet, and great! Voted up, funny, and awesome.
Her husband needs to go to school
and stop acting the drunken fool
stupid he seems
of girls he dreams
but each day wakes in his own drool.
Great job, my friend!
Ah, decisions, decisions! A good one, MHatter!
That's definitely a sign of ...... something!
lol..when all else fails - go home!
you're a hoot, my friend...
Great words once more!!!
Eddy.
Bad boy, liquor loosens the tongue.
One too many.....drinks as well LOL :-))
Haa !Too much Tequila ? LOL+++++.
That's a funny turnaround!
Of course, no one I have ever known was described here smiling after reading as usual :) ps Sending you some Angels and some wishes for a Happy Birthday on the 25th in case I don't get back here....
My morning smile.
Graham.
Way too much to drink. LOL
Oh, how funny. Sounds like she isn't the jealous type and seems very fond of him.
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