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Dump That Man!!! – The Come On (limerick)

Updated on December 15, 2012

Her husband he had quite a few

Her friends asked her just how she knew

That drunken old cad

Made other girls mad

So her he makes advances to



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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Keep them coming!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Familiarity can breed contempt!

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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      these limericks make my day!! good job

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      Mary Craig 5 years ago from New York

      Short, sweet, and great! Voted up, funny, and awesome.

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      Her husband needs to go to school

      and stop acting the drunken fool

      stupid he seems

      of girls he dreams

      but each day wakes in his own drool.

      Great job, my friend!

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      Michelle Liew 5 years ago from Singapore

      Ah, decisions, decisions! A good one, MHatter!

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      That's definitely a sign of ...... something!

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      lol..when all else fails - go home!

      you're a hoot, my friend...

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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      Great words once more!!!


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      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Bad boy, liquor loosens the tongue.

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      One too many.....drinks as well LOL :-))

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      ahorseback 5 years ago

      Haa !Too much Tequila ? LOL+++++.

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      That's a funny turnaround!

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      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Of course, no one I have ever known was described here smiling after reading as usual :) ps Sending you some Angels and some wishes for a Happy Birthday on the 25th in case I don't get back here....

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      Graham Lee 5 years ago from Lancashire. England.

      My morning smile.


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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Way too much to drink. LOL

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      mizjo 5 years ago from New York City, NY

      Oh, how funny. Sounds like she isn't the jealous type and seems very fond of him.