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Eau de Plan (limerick)

Updated on May 31, 2013

One night I picked fight with a skunk

A concept not very well thunk

Though I stunk like (well)

The same place plan fell

My wife could still smell I was drunk


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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That was fabulous!

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      Suzette Walker 

      5 years ago from Taos, NM

      Funny! And I love the photo.

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      lol and LOL!

      drunk as a skunk!

      miss ya M!

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha, oh so clever one here!

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      Shannon Henry 

      5 years ago from Texas

      The same place plan....hahaha You kind of remind me of the night my husband was about to step out the back door to smoke. He came back in in quite a hurry. Turns out there was a skunk on the steps. Hehe...I went and took pics. I used one on a recent hub. I can picture a fight with a skunk, actually, because they stomp their feet before they spray. LOL

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      Frank Atanacio 

      5 years ago from Shelton

      LOL very clever my friend :)

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Never underestimate a woman's sense of smell. Hee...

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      A wife can always tell when something is off...You're a funny man.

      Nice!! :)

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Drunk as a skunk? LOVE that costume, Martin.

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      Devika Primić 

      5 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Hilarious and such a creative thought

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      Very funny.

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      Mary Craig 

      5 years ago from New York

      The thing is, reading this is humorous and then we get to the hook and have to laugh out loud! Your sense of humor and writing style are unparalleled my friend.

      Voted up, funny, and awesome.

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      Laura Schneider 

      5 years ago from Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minnesota, USA

      Like midget38, you already had me laughing at the great picture. Then I read the limerick and wondered: if the big person in the skunk costume is the skunk in the limerick, doesn't that make the baby in the picture the narrator?!

      Great work! Voted up and funny (there was no "hilarious" option or I would have picked that).

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      Michelle Liew 

      5 years ago from Singapore

      The picture ALREADY cracked me up, then there was the limerick. Goodness, you have a real, real knack for these!!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Thanks for the morning laugh.

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      ARUN KANTI CHATTERJEE 

      5 years ago from KOLKATA

      Wonderful! I must say. Thank you.

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      Just say it was the skunk that was drunk, not you....it might work (or not)...love the picture Martin:-))

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      Darrylmdavis 

      5 years ago from Brussels, Belgium

      Hmmm...I KNOW this one... Loll

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      So funny - I wonder how the skunk fares - and what his wife thunk...

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      This might just be one of my favorite of your limericks! Super cute and funny! :D

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      Audrey Hunt 

      5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Hahahaha!!! You look wonderful - but sorry to say that your after shave stinks :)

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      hello funny man... Martin you made my night.. how are you sweet friend..

      blessings my dear

      Deb

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL...been there and done that.

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