There was a rock n roll singer called Elvis
and when on stage he moved his pelvic
Was this a dance?
Or was he looking for romance?
Or maybe he was just really nervous.
He had a really big quiff
and sung to some really great riffs
although young when he past
through tribute acts
everyone can remember his gifts.
He was such a talented singer
He had a wife but couldn't bring her
she would stand out
and so without doubt
would go off with a dead ringer.