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Elvis Limericks

Updated on October 5, 2012


ON STAGE


There was a rock n roll singer called Elvis

and when on stage he moved his pelvic

Was this a dance?

Or was he looking for romance?

Or maybe he was just really nervous.



A TRIBUTE


He had a really big quiff

and sung to some really great riffs

although young when he past

through tribute acts

everyone can remember his gifts.



MISTAKEN IDENTITY


He was such a talented singer

He had a wife but couldn't bring her

she would stand out

and so without doubt

would go off with a dead ringer.

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