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Funny Signs Round 3
Can Signwriters Seriously be This Stupid?
These days, it seems like more and more people are in so much of a hurry to place various signs in stores and all over town that they forget to think before they write. This becomes painfully obvious when we see examples of signs such as those that have been spotted below.There is nothing like spotting a little humorous signage - or signage that is so poorly worded that it becomes humorous - to make your day.
Once again, you will notice that a few choice samples have been collected by none other than yours truly and I've decided to share them with you.You may find that some of the errors are so ridiculous that your first thoughts would run along the lines of wondering who on earth would have allowed something like that to be let loose in public - never mind be written for all to see.
In the vast majority of cases, what makes these signs even funnier than ever is the fact that no one else noticed their errors until they were pointed out. Even so, when the errors were brought to the attention of those responsible for the blunders, their responses ranged from 'so what' to oh, I suppose we'll have to get someone to change that.' However, in most cases, I would return to the stores in question a few weeks later, only to find that the satirical signage was still gracing the store shelves.
In situations like this, it takes a heck of a lot more than just sheer willpower to not approach the incorrect signage and correct it with a Sharpie. However, when no one bothers to correct the signage in question, I can be assured of having a good giggle at the expense of the store each time I do my shopping there...
Here's Your Sign
Have you ever noticed unusual or misspelled signs while out shopping or trawling the mall?
Look High and Low
Although you may not see any funny signs the first time you start to look for them while you're out shopping, they will eventually begin to jump out and clutch you by the leg. You will eventually find that you won't be able to go anywhere without encountering at least one or two instances of satirical signage on your route.
It is important to remember that no store, restaurant or public venue is immune to the rigours of signage slip-ups. This is why you should always have some way of recording them, whether you prefer to use your Smart Phone or a traditional digital still camera.
You may also encounter rude store staff along the way while snapping your photos. However, in cases like this, I feel that if the store is too ignorant to ensure that their signage is grammatically correct, then they should be willing to bear the brunt of being labelled as the laughingstock of the neighbourhood.
In many cases, you will notice that one or two particular chain store groups suffer from the habit of being too pig-headed to correct their incorrect signage. These are usually also the ones who have more satirical signage than any other store around. Keeping a beady eagle eye open while in these stores will usually net a large variety of blunders and bloopers, especially when handwritten signs are used in cases of emergency.
The next time you head out to the shops or mall in general, take a few extra moments to truly inspect the signage around you. You will usually be humorously surprised and in some instances, even be reduced to fits of giggles while standing in the checkout line. Either way, you need never encounter a boring shopping trip ever again.