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Updated on August 11, 2018

It seems that no matter where you just might all be from,

Your genetics thought to be much superior, we're dumb.

Your being from the moon, our planet, or any old place,

Maybe you're from some distant one, way out in space.

Whether you have a very hairy profile, or perhaps is not,

To ten feet tall or just three, maybe to be a metallic robot.

You are the "Man" and there's never anybody that's better,

You're so fantastic, it's from A to Z, just pick any old letter.

Hopefully not the "Dead Man's Hand".
Hopefully not the "Dead Man's Hand".

You are always up in the clouds, to be so racially aloof,

Even when I.Q.tests beg to differ, you need more proof.

Your technology may be at the top, robotically speaking,

Then, you're not satisfied, more acclaim, you're seeking.

So what, if you came from Andromeda, we're here to stay,

No matter what you accomplished, we're well on the way.

True, we've lost most of our hair, our walking's more erect,

Our heads, not too big for our hats, language, all do expect.

It's their favorite snack!
It's their favorite snack!

One of these days, we will reach our goals, our destiny,

We'll travel all around the whole universe, wait and see.

You might think you know it all right now, but you don't,

You may believe we'll outsmart ourselves, but we won't.

Although not totally literate, in the art of mental telepathy,

When we do communicate, you're lacking, our sympathy.

We have the need to blast off, never feel a need to hover,

Our rockets do the job, are always new worlds to discover.

Watch out for the swamp gas and weather balloons.
Watch out for the swamp gas and weather balloons.

By the way, please quit all your scribbling, it's making us blind,

Those crazy crop circles you've made, drive us out of our mind.

If you must abduct any single one, please make sure its a pest,

Pick on politicians, they need thinning, we're not all impressed.

Why don't you just take a ride in your little old yellow spaceship,

Say hello to the Man in the Moon, in the Big Dipper, taking a dip.

Never do forget that us earthlings have a brain too, we're all hip,

Someday very soon we'll join you there, toss a coin, give it a flip.

Since we have both been accused of being little blue possums!
Since we have both been accused of being little blue possums!


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