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Everyone Should Have Their Own Boat (limerick)

Updated on November 29, 2012

My dreams fulfilled how I would gloat

I finally bought my own boat

Now to face life’s wrath

I found peaceful path

As there in the bathtub we’d float


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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Martin, short and sweet and elicited a chuckle! Thank you for the laugh!

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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      Brilliant as always so I have to award my Up up and away!!!

      Enjoy your weekend.


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      I had boat in my tub too!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, I can remember my son playing with a boat in the bath tub..Great one..

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Great laughs.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Mhatter, we can always dream, even in the bath. Nice one! :).

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      Kelly Umphenour 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Well I thought you meant a real boat and first and I was SO happy for you! LMAO

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      AND you don't have to pay property taxes, either!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Always a pleasure to enjoy a laugh from you.

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      Cynthia B Turner 5 years ago from Georgia

      LOL. Thanks for my morning chuckle. Sharing.

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      LaThing 5 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      ROFL...... There is always a surprise at the end! I hope you had a nice bath :))

      Voting up and everything.....

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      LupitaRonquillo 5 years ago

      Excellent show haha! :D

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      lovedoctor926 5 years ago

      LOL.. Your limericks are awesome! The one with the pole dancer was funny too.

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Hope you enjoy the floating boat and I guess it is also a soap holder.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Never saw that one coming! LOL Thank you!