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Really Stupid and Funny Questions

Updated on July 3, 2019
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Hubpages writer StricktlyDating is an Australian writer creating pages of original funny quotes and status updates.

Funny, silly, stupid and dumb questions to make you think, smile and laugh in disbelief that someone actually ever thought of asking them!

Funny, Silly And Really Stupid Questions:

  • Why do they call it after dark when it's really after light?
  • Why is it ‘Lady‘ luck and not ‘Man‘ luck?
  • Is it possible for time to stand still?
  • Why do we use capital letters but not capital numbers?
  • If you're cooler than me, does that mean I'm hotter than you?
  • Do horses and monkeys get grey hair when they get old?
  • Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
  • Aren't we all internet explorers?
  • If there’s a bed head why isn’t there bed toes?
  • Why limit happy to just one hour?
  • What is the time when it is happy hour?
  • What if the Hokey Pokey REALLY is what it's all about?
  • Who did let the dogs out?
  • Why is there only 12 hours on a clock?
  • How long is a piece of string if it's stretchable?
  • How do you measure elastic?
  • How can you measure love?
  • What is the formula for unloving someone?
  • Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?
  • At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
  • Why is Laser promoted for hair removal and also hair re-growth?
  • Should spring rolls only be eaten in spring?
  • Why do they call them hot cross buns when they're sold at room temperature?
  • Kidney beans come from the kidneys of which animals?
  • When birds tweet are they speaking bird language?
  • Whose eggs does the Easter Bunny carry?
  • If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects then how can you expect a single student to learn all the subjects?
  • If I hold the compass am I always facing north?
  • Did London Bridge ever fall down?
  • Is it possible to be allergic to water?
  • Why do super hero's wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
  • Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
  • What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
  • With all the money Facebook is making why can't they program color text options?
  • If Twitter wasn't around years ago, why is there a hashtag button on landlines?
  • Do moths try to fly to the moon when it's the only light?
  • How does sound work?
  • How does a touch screen feel my touch?
  • When people pee are they helping the earth to replenish water resource?
  • If I love using Twitter am I a Tweeter or a twit fan?
  • Why is it "Yours" when mine is not not "Mines"?
  • Does time actually fly in outer space?

  • How can I consume less calories without losing weight?
  • Can you make blueberry muffins without blueberries?
  • How do you catch a fly without killing it?
  • Would a fly make a good easy-care pet?
  • Is it considered cruel to paint a moths wings so it looks more like a butterfly?
  • Why is it always "Human" even when you're referring to women? Why aren't we Human and Huwomen?
  • How do you make seven even?
  • How many seconds are there in a day?
  • How can anyone leave and come back in a second?
  • Will waterproof sunscreen wash off in the shower?
  • Why do they call it a "Television set" when there's only one?
  • How fast do you need to cook for it to be considered "Fast Food"?
  • Can someone be allergic to themselves?
  • Why can't cars run on water?
  • How can I make water?
  • Why aren't all one size fits all clothes the same size?
  • Are rhinos really just overweight unicorns?
  • Where does the "o" come from when we abbreviate "number"?
  • Why do they imply the 'birds and the bee's' get up to something together?
  • What can a deaf person use instead of an alarm clock?
  • What does GOOGLE stand for?
  • Would you like fries with that?
  • Why are Softballs' hard?
  • Is there a sober up pill?
  • Where do I get a chill pill from?
  • How do I take the alcohol out of wine?
  • Why aren't blueberry's blue?
  • Have butterflies ever made butter?
  • Does the Queen Bee have a King?
  • Can you carry a Kangaroo on your back?
  • Is a gold knife and fork still considered silverware?
  • Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable if it comes from cocoa beans which grow on a cocoa tree?

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    • eddiecarrara profile image

      Eddie Carrara 

      6 years ago from New Hampshire

      So I'm not the only one who asked these questions :) Great hub Stricktly, I needed the laugh!

    • truthfornow profile image

      Marie Hurt 

      6 years ago from New Orleans, LA

      What does Google stand for?

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      Rebecca Mealey 

      6 years ago from Northeastern Georgia, USA

      A cute list of funny questions. Love the Hokey Pokey one!

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      6 years ago

      I like them all

    • Scorpio21 profile image


      7 years ago

      Some of these are very good questions, and funny :)

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Australia

      I love it Ivona! Thankyou!

    • Ivona Poyntz profile image

      Ivona Poyntz 

      7 years ago from UK

      Great hub. Love these questions, will add one of my own: if you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

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      7 years ago

      Enjoyed this better than doing schoolwork.

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      Pete Fanning 

      8 years ago from Virginia

      This is great! Enjoyed it.

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      Thonkl sen 

      8 years ago

      haahaa vary funny:P

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Australia

      Thanks Zabbella and poshcoffeeco! I appreciate your feedback!

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      Steve Mitchell 

      8 years ago from Cambridgeshire

      You are right, some of these are dumb questions...Nice hub though.

    • Zabbella profile image


      8 years ago from NJ-USA

      Voted Up..pondering the imponderables!

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Australia

      Thanks a lot Abhijeet :)

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      abhijeet gogoi 

      8 years ago

      great..... i love it

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Australia

      I like your sense of humour wingedcentaur! Thanks!

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      William Thomas 

      8 years ago from That Great Primordial Smash UP of This and That Which Gave Rise To All Beings and All Things!

      Voted up for funny! My favorites are: "What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?" and "Why isn't Chocololate considered a vegetable if it comes from Cocoa Beans?"


    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Australia

      Thanks for your feedback! Best wishes!

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      Glenn Stok 

      8 years ago from Long Island, NY

      That was an amusing list if questions. Made my day. Thanks. I voted up.

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      8 years ago from Mid-west United States

      Made me smile when considering some of the response people give when asked these type questions. This reminded me of the bit called "Jay Walking" on the Leno Show ... Voted fun post

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Australia

      Thanks Debbie, have a happy day!

    • debbiesdailyviews profile image


      8 years ago

      Ahhhh sooooo good I read it twice, so got double laughs.

      This makes me think I'm not quite so mad after all .

      Ace 1 : }

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Australia

      Glad you enjoyed these padmendra!

    • padmendra profile image


      9 years ago from DELHI/NCR

      Very funny and I liked it.

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Australia

      Glad to have made you smile a-funny!

    • a-funny profile image


      9 years ago from New York

      thanks, it's funny and make me have a big smile.

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Australia

      Hahah good one! Thanks Nick B.

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      Nick B 

      9 years ago from Normandy, France

      All you wanted to know about ? but were too afraid to ask?

      Most enjoyable

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Australia

      Thanks schoolgirlforreal, have a happy weekend!

    • schoolgirlforreal profile image


      9 years ago

      I didn't know hubs could be about cheerful funny jokes until I read yours lol!! nice!

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Australia


    • epigramman profile image


      9 years ago

      When I read your hall of fame hubs it's funny because I don't feel silly or dumb at all - I feel absolutely brilliant!

      Bravo indeed and lucky for me!

    • AshleyNikole profile image


      9 years ago from Virginia

      This is funny, and a great laugh. Great Hub!

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Australia

      Hehehe - If it's a scary movie I'd have to fight you for that arm rest!

    • suny51 profile image


      9 years ago

      All are good,but I have answer for one-in a movie theater the arm rests are mine if its a horror movie.

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Australia

      Thanks for adding your comments Springboard! I love the parking on a driveway! Great! Much appreciated!

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      9 years ago from Southern California by way of Texas

      Great fun SD. I did it in my head so I could be off, but the answer to number seventeen is 86,400. Checked it, yep, 86,400. Oh this wasn't a quiz? =:)

      Cheeky,you see I have less control, but I did stop myself before googling the answer to google. =:)

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      9 years ago from Wisconsin

      I always enjoy a little word play. :) Gallagher always came up with some pretty good ones; "Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?" was a personal favorite. "Why do we call them buildings when they're already built?" was another.

      Great hub. Thanks for the smiles.

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Australia

      Hi Scott36, That's awsome news! I was so happy to hear about that, and best wishes for your new start!

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      9 years ago

      fantastic hub with some great questions...thanks

    • Scott36 profile image


      9 years ago from Montana

      Hello there Mrs. Strictly. My wife read your comment about how it is an even trade growing the baby and she agreed with you and I do too. An update to that hub is that we moved to a bigger home one that she feels more comfortable in not my old bachelor flat and is now taking ownership and doing all kinds of things so that is a great thing. Thank you for your comment. I appreciated it alot

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      Sherbet Penny 

      9 years ago from Galway, Ireland.

      LoL hahaha these are great, my favourite is "•Why do they call it a "Television Set" when there's only one?" very good, Totally enjoyed your hub.

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      9 years ago from US

      hehe, silly and dumb indeed, thnaks for the smiles, Maita

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Australia

      Thanks! I appreciate your comments!

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      Maria Teresa Rodriguez - Laurente 

      9 years ago from San Antonio, Texas, U.S.A.

      LOL! Thank you, brings a smile in my thoughts. Have a great time to you. More power.

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      Michael Shane 

      9 years ago from Gadsden, Alabama

      Great hub! Thanks

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      9 years ago from San Jose, CA

      This hub cracked me up hahaha

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      Cathi Sutton 

      9 years ago

      Great light hearted Hub! I enjoyed it very much! Thanks!!!

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      Cassandra Mantis 

      9 years ago from UK and Nerujenia

      These are funny. I was almost on the verge of answering some of them but thought better of it! Heh!

    • stricktlydating profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Australia

      Thankyou for your comments!

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      Tom Cornett 

      9 years ago from Ohio

      "At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?" Angst! LOL....Loved the hub! :)

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      Nell Rose 

      9 years ago from England

      Hiya, I can answer one! I can I can!! (sorry, got carried away!) The easter bunny carries an egg because the pagans got there first! the Goddess Oestre had a bunny as a Familiar, ( an animal that was magic ) and the egg symbolizes fertility at the beginning of spring!! yeah, I knew something, ha ha cheers great stuff. Nell

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      9 years ago

      Loved the list. Actually makes you wonder about how these things came about. Great job!

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      Linda Todd 

      9 years ago from Charleston

      Funny and interesting...thanks for sharing these things to make us smile.

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      9 years ago from Santa Cruz

      I love hubs like this. Caught my attention, and made me read the rest till it was done. Great work and writing, love the creativity.

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      Beata Stasak 

      9 years ago from Western Australia

      What will wipe you out?

      I assume it is not really silly just me learning English slang. Anyway, thanks for cheerful hub. I am also popping in to let you know that I finally succumbed the majority /my kids and family abroad/ and join the Facebook. As I believe it is for trusted friends and you my loyal hub follower are one of them, I would like to invite you to join my friends there. Just type my name to get there, if you want to. All the best with your funny writing and pop in again Beata

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      carolina muscle 

      9 years ago from Charlotte, North Carolina

      Why isn't it called onety one??? Who do we call to get that fixed? LOL. Great fun!!

    • artrush73 profile image


      9 years ago

      Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?

      This is really funny one. ;)

      Very interesting Hub

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      9 years ago from Beaches Of Florida

      Love this piece,,really funny and intriguing

    • SwiftlyClean profile image


      9 years ago from Texas

      Good Hub!


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