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Famous Lawyer Quotes – Funny, Inspirational and Thank You Quotes for Lawyers
This hub contains the best lawyer quotes – funny, inspirational, and famous quotes about lawyers and their career in the justice world. I also included thank you quotes for lawyers. Enjoy and you can object by the way, by commenting at the end of the article. You can also share your quotes. Cheers!
Quotes and sayings for lawyers. Lawyers…lawyers…what would we do without them. I have compiled the best quotes I found about lawyers in this hub as I made related quote-hubs already before this - like the quotes for teachers and some movie quotes. This time, it’s gonna be a tribute for our dear lawyers. I remember someone mentioned making a scrapbook of such quotes. How thoughtful and sweet would that be, heh. Well, in case you would want these quotes as a gift of thanks for your attorney, it’s gonna be cute and sweet.
Inspirational and Motivational Quotes for Lawyers
“A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.” - Mario Puzo
“You win some and you lose some, but you get paid for all of them.” - Anonymous
“I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer.” - Will Rogers
“The good lawyer is not the man who has an eye to every side and angle of contingency, and qualifies all his qualifications, but who throws himself on your part so heartily, that he can get you out of a scrape.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson
“You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them.” - Joseph H. Choate
“A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.” - H. L. Mencken
“To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who has read the inside of the top of the box.” - Jerry Seinfeld
“The Lawyer's Motto:
"Insofar as manifestations of functional deficiencies are agreed by any and all concerned parties to be imperceivable, and are so stipulated, it is incumbent upon said heretofore mentioned parties to exercise the deferment of otherwise pertinent maintenance procedures."
In Other Words:
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it." --Anonymous
Funny Lawyer Quotes
A compilation of funny quotes about lawyers:
“I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.” - Stephen Wright
“In America, an acquittal doesn't mean you're innocent, it means you beat the rap. My clients lose even when they win.” - F. Lee Bailey
“The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.” - William Shakespeare King Henry VI Part 2.
“Lawyers are just like physicians: what one says, the other contradicts.” - Sholom Aleichem
“A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a "brief." - Franz Kafka
“The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.” - Will Rogers
“A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.” -Patrick Murray
“Law students are trained in the case method, and to the lawyer everything in life looks like a case.” - Edward Packard, Jr.
"I don't like lawyers, nannie." "No one likes lawyers, little boy." - J. P. Donleavy
“Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.” - Jeremy Bentham
“In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.” - Lenny Bruce
“I feel like I wanna cut class today.” “Why, is it Law?” – Fehl Dungo
Thank you Quotes for Lawyers
“Thank you attorney for being an exceptional lawyer.
This wouldn’t be fixed without your excellent skills.” - Anonymous
“You’re a friend, a really strong shoulder to cry on and a doctor of my sick company. Thank you, attorney.” - Anonymous
Famous Lawyers Quotes
Some quotes about lawyers from famous people:
“If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.” Charles Dickens
“When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff.” - Cicero
“He who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client.” Proverb
“In England, justice is open to all - like the Ritz Hotel.” - Sir James Mathew
“You are remembered for the rules you break.”- Douglas MacArthur
“Don't misinform your Doctor nor your Lawyer.” Benjamin Franklin
“The lawyer's truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency.” - Henry David Thoreau
“A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.” - Thomas Jefferson
“The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law.” - Jeremy Bentham
“A lawyer without history or literature is a mechanic, a mere working mason; if he possesses some knowledge of these, he may venture to call himself an architect.” - Sir Walter Scott
“Only lawyers and painters can turn white to black.” - Japanese Proverb