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Famous tweets in time...
Michael Jackson (@Thriller) on Twitter:
Working on a new album with Quincy Jones! I’m so excited, I hope it goes gold!
About 31 years ago.
Elvis Presley (@TheKing) on Twitter:
Just saw a guy in Vegas dressed exactly like me. Good luck with that buddy!
About 36 years ago
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (@Gandhi) on Twitter:
Haven't eaten in 27 days, a new record!
About 74 years ago
OJ Simpson (@TheJuice) on Twitter:
Lost a glove, don't you hate that?
About 18 years ago
Alexander Hamilton (@Moneyman) on Twitter:
Aaron Burr is really starting to tick me off!
About 210 years ago
Bill Gates (@BillyG) on Twitter:
Stuck in my locker...again. Can somebody help?
About 41 years ago.
Richard Nixon (@TrickyDick) on Twitter:
The DNC is up to something and I know it. Should be able to prove it soon too!
About 40 years ago
John F Kennedy (@JFK) on Twitter:
Wow, this Lincoln convertible is sweet! Can’t wait for the parade tomorrow!
About 48 years ago
Tupac Shakur (@Makaveli) on Twitter:
New album out this week! Wesssside!
About 3 minutes ago
Barack Obama (@BarryObama) on Twiiter
Great, my mom lost my birth certificate. I guess it's not a big deal...
About 37 years ago.
F Scott Fitzgerald (@Fitzgerald) on Twitter:
Wow, just wasted 3 years working on a novel that nobody wants to read, I need a drink.
About 87 years ago
General George A. Custer (@HardAss) on Twitter:
Woah, Sitting Bull is not messing around!
About 136 years ago
Martin Luther King (@MLK) on Twitter:
I had a dream last night, I think I'll write it down.
About 49 years ago
Leonardo Da Vinci (@Renaissanceman) on Twitter
Painting the most boring woman I’ve ever met! What a waste of time…
About 497 years ago
Dan Marino (@DantheMan) on Twitter:
Tough loss to the 49ers, that's okay, I'll have plenty of chances to get a ring!
About 27 years ago.
Abraham Lincoln (@HonestAbe) on Twitter:
Going to the theatre with the Missus for some much need R&R!
About 147 years ago
Thomas Jefferson (@MonticelloMan) on Twitter:
Congress just trashed my rough draft of the Declaration! :-(
About 236 years ago
Michael Jordan (@baseballlover) on Twitter:
Just got cut from the varsity basketball squad, can't wait for baseball season!
About 33 years ago.
Harrison Ford (@HarrisonFord) on Twitter:
My agent wants me to take a supporting role in a sci fi movie. Not sure if it's the wisest career move..
About 36 years ago.
Babe Ruth (@thebambino) on Twitter:
Headed to the Yankees, good luck Boston!
About 93 years ago
Rosa Parks (@MrsParks) on Twitter:
Waiting for the bus, not in the mood for games...
About 56 years ago
Henry Ford (@gogetter) on Twitter:
The first Model T just left the factory today. I hope they sell!
About 104 years ago.
Dan Quayle (@Dannyboy) on Twitter:
Bush asked me to run as Vice Pres! I see great things in my political future!
About 24 years ago
Right Said Fred (@TooSexy) on Twitter:
Wow, our first hit record, and this is only the beginning!
About 20 years ago
Julius Ceasar (@praefectusmorum ) on Twitter:
Off to the Senate session, not sure what's up with those guys lately!
About 2,056 years ago
Osama Bin Laden (@Jihad4life) on Twitter:
Watching my last video, I'm really starting to show my age. May try some skin cream...someone's at the door.
About 1 year ago.
Edgar Allan Poe (@EddyPoe) on Twitter:
Just got 9 bucks for The Raven!
About 168 years ago
Andre Young (@DrDre) on Twitter:
At the rap olympics watching some white kid, he's actually pretty good. Not sure if I can sell a white rapper..
About 16 years ago
Keith Richards (@thepirate) on Twitter:
Wow, rough night. I've really got to slow down.
About 39 years ago
Monica Lewinsky (@SoCalgirl) on Twitter:
First day at the White House and I met the POTUS! What a cutie! I need to go dress shopping!
About 17 years ago
Helen Keller (@Connectthedots) on Twitter:
Yeah, so there's this new invention called the mute button. Kind of offended...
About 46 years ago