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Fauntleroy and Flossy - Fascists and Mass Graves

Updated on March 29, 2017

“The Republican army is marching through destroying everything in its path,” Pet Peeve walked into the Oval Office making this declaration. The smile on his face portrayed evil.

Banshee was sitting there next to Fauntleroy. “I told them, ‘Guys, look. This is not a discussion. This is not a debate. You have no choice but to vote for this bill.’ Banshee’s point was: ‘This is the Republican platform. You’re the conservative wing of the Republican Party. But people in the room were put off by the dictatorial mindset.’ They just laughed in my face. Imagine, the people who hated Obamacare the most, stood up and shot us down, because we were too lenient with our bill. Even after we took out emergency room visits, and everything else we thought would make them come over to our side. Marx said, ‘The classes and the races, too weak to master the new conditions of life, must give way.’ But our travel ban is all tied up in the courts. The first step of our tax reform has been crushed.”

Banshee and Fauntleroy looked over at Pet Peeve, “What do you want?” Fauntleroy asked.

Before he could answer the camouflage phone rang. Fauntleroy glanced at Bashee and answered, “Put-Baby, how are you?”

Fauntleroy listened.

“Comrade, I am disappointed in you. Millions of Americans would have died without that health care that you failed to repeal. Now, my troops will have to kill even more once we arrive on your shores. Did I make a mistake in backing you? My spies are everywhere. We know what you are doing at all hours. Do I have to release more incriminating news about you? I already am pulling the strings in your Congressional Intelligence investigation.”

Put-Baby was yelling. Banshee and Fauntleroy were noticeably uncomfortable. Pet Peeve backed himself into a corner.

“You are beginning to annoy me,” the sound bounced off the Oval Office walls. There was a pause, “Did you see what I do to protestors? I arrested over a thousand people. Many will never be heard from again. Some of the women will be brought to the government harems run by some of our rich oligarchs. That is how you have to run your country. Are you getting my messages? You see how I am eliminating anyone that crosses me, no matter where in the world they are? Get busy comrade.”

The phone went dead. Con con Connie pushed Pet Peeve off of her as he had backed up into her corner where she hid, camouflaged as the wallpaper.

Banshee and Fauntleroy gasped. Pet Peeve wet himself and rushed from the room.

“Where is Mr. Model T? He is so smart. I have him set to personally run half of the United States. Soon we will not need Governors or State houses. We will control everything from right here.”

The red phone rang. Fauntleroy lifted it without answering. He threw it against the wall and it shattered. Fauntleroy did not want to talk to Democrats or Republicans at the moment. Only his own Brotherhood in Crime was welcome at the moment.

There was a knock on the door. A technician walked in. On his shirt was a patch that said, Spectrum, Time-Wrner, Frontier, Verison. “I need to check your phones.” He walked over, picked up the red phone, removed the bottom plate from the phone. He took out one bug and replaced it with another. “Thank you,” he said as he started to leave. “You will get much better reception now. And so will we. Have a nice day.”

Fauntleroy picked up the phone, “Get me whoever is in charge of mass graves.” He hung up.

Disclaimer


This is a work of fiction. No harems were visited that were operated by oligarchs. No insult to wallpaper is intended. No Harvard graduates were consulted in the running of multiple disciplines in various global locations. No clothing manufactures were consulted. No mini Eurasian powers were called upon.

Fauntleroy and Flossy are not for everyone. It may turn out that Fauntleroy and Flossy are not for anyone.

With your health care intact for the moment it may be time to rethink your position on the approach of the damage of the red army. The red intruders have infiltrated. The red menace has come to the podium.

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This work is not intended as a substitute for the medical advice of physicians. The reader should regularly consult a physician in matters relating to his/her health and particularly with respect to any symptoms that may require diagnosis or medical attention.

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Poetry: Per a request



Heed the Howl of History


Dark winds of history

have reached our nation's shore

Our beacon light of liberty

is in danger once more

.

Heed, the howl of history

with its chorus’ of sorrowed cries

and payments made with promises

are the currency of lies

.

Every step of a black boot

must come with a heavy price

Be quick, be cautious, and be resolved to fight

as history shows the weak, are always crushed like mice

.

A cleaver is effective

at opening the mind

More so if the victim

is snuck-up from behind

.

This nation’s soil is not meant

to house its citizen’s mass grave

It is not a fitting end, to the land of the free

and home of the brave

.

.

Russia House

The Russian story is a hoax

I am the quarterback

And I am the coach

I am not made of pine

But rather mighty oak

And here to tell you,

all my loyal folk

The media today is

just a massive joke

Every time I read them

I have the urge to choke

I get that you’re not rich like me

In fact, I know you’re broke

Too bad you grew up to be

Such an ordinary bloke

So many yelling fire

But they are just stirring up some smoke

Now, step into my parlor

To be fitted to your yoke

.

.

Hey, Flossy! I wrote a poem –Fauntleroy

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    • always exploring profile image

      Ruby Jean Fuller 2 months ago from Southern Illinois

      This is a brilliant look inside the white house. I laughed, but it's not funny. The dung is getting deeper each day. I watched Hillary yesterday and I wanted to say, " Go away. " It's time for action, not talk. I liked your poetry, but I was thinking nonpolitical, something like Fred and Ginger or your beautiful poems in EWC. Hint....

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      mckbirdbks 2 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Hello Ruby - I think O knew you wanted some light hearted poetry, to get me off this political ledge I have walked out onto. I will give it some thought. Maybe I can watch PBS for some inspiration. (Yikes, more political thoughts.)

      Thanks for staying with these rantings against our little despot.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 2 months ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, PBS, now that's funny!!

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      mckbirdbks 2 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Thanks Ruby.

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      Maria Jordan 2 months ago from Jeffersonville PA

      Well, you have delivered the poetry that we requested, dear Mike. Your range is impressive.

      It surely is a WOO kind of day - love those videos. Hugs, mar

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      mckbirdbks 2 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Hello mar - Thank you. If I only had a brain, I could write funny political satire that would change the world view of those that don't see things my way. Ha

      I will work on a lighter bit of poetry.

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      Shyron E Shenko 2 months ago from Texas

      Mike, Ruby beat me to it again, to tell you how brilliant this is and your poems superb.

      The red intruders have infiltrated. The red menace has come to the podium. On the flow of the RED tide.

      I cracked up when Pet Peeve backup on Con Con Connie.

      Blessings and Hugs

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      Genna East 2 months ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Hi Mike... I have to agree with Ruby about the rising levels of dung at the WH -- talk about needing hip-deep waders. I can bear to listen to the news at this point, and am grateful for the satirical humor this series provides; the fact that the writing is so darned brilliant is the icing on the cake. Well done, Mike. :-)

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      mckbirdbks 2 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Hello Shy – Thank you. Your suggestions helped put this episode together. I had it in mind to have Fauntleroy pound his shoe on the desk, but I guess when I got to writing that thought escaped me. The red flood is washing over America. It will not end well, for the population now, or future populations. We are to be starved out and only the privileged few, and a lot fewer than the red menace followers think, will be able to survive.

      There is some vision of a new Noah’s ark. With the privileged few sailing off to start a new pale civilization.

      Thanks, as always, for the blessings

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      mckbirdbks 2 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      • Hello Genna - We should be smart, and go out and get ourselves gas masks. Surely we are going to need them. I’ll go check Ebay, haha. The news is awash with the shenanigans in Washington D.C. It seems to be none stop. Today, I see Chris Christie is back in the Oval office. (Is any office that he is in the oval office, by default?) Can you imagine him in charge of something?

      I appreciate your support and your kind compliment.

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      Bill Holland 2 months ago from Olympia, WA

      This is worth of SNL! Great political satire...the dialogue is hilarious and sadly accurate. I'm scrolling down the comments and I don't see any Republicans there...what a shocker! LOL

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      mckbirdbks 2 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Hello Bill - Thanks. The people who disagree with my social policies, have politely said adios to me, or at least this series. Most of them politely, so there is that. Thanks for sticking with the rantings of a democrat.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 2 months ago from Riga, Latvia

      Just brilliant and most creative.

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      mckbirdbks 2 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Hello Gypsy Rose Lee - Thank you, you are very kind.

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      Genna East 2 months ago

      Hi there. I'm an Independent and I'm still here

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      mckbirdbks 2 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Hi Genna - And I appreciate your continued support and contributions to the conversation.

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      Genna East 2 months ago from Massachusetts, USA

      I'm so sorry, Mike. My entire comment didn't post, thanks to my Iphone. I added that I was watching Sean Spicer and the WH Press Griefing, and that on behalf of many fellow Indies, I can safely say we have a united message for the Trump WH: "Please sell crazy somewhere else."

      Hugs, everyone, and have a great weekend.

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      mckbirdbks 2 months ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Hello Genna - 'Press Griefing' NOW that is good. We are certainly overstocked in the 'crazy' department. There are still plenty of people supporting their agenda of greed. Twenty years of hate talk cannot be overcome by a few weeks of crazy. But there is hope.

      Have a great weekend.

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