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First Time Skiing (Limerick)
Bunny Hill Or Slope: Which One First?
Do you remember the first time you headed off to the slopes to ski? I remember my first experience like the back of my hand. I was scared stiff! In fact, I chose to stay on the bunny hill for the first several hours, because the actual slopes scared the living daylights out of me! I thought those hills were demanding me to sign my own death warrant, and so I avoided them like the plague!
For those of you who are not familiar with skiing, the bunny hill is the hill where beginners go to practice, because it is short and not very steep. The bunny hill is to the actual slope, like a kiddie pool is to a lake. Where would you rather have your kid take his/her first jump?
So, I present to all wannabe skiers a Limerick of what happens when an amateur skier thinks they are too good for the bunny hill. I hope you enjoy!
Epic Ski Fail
Riding the lift with a very big grin
Deciding to take skiing for a spin
You start down the steep hill
And soon take a bad spill
Breaking a leg you ask where is the gin?