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First Time Skiing (Limerick)

Updated on July 10, 2012
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Bunny Hill Or Slope: Which One First?

Do you remember the first time you headed off to the slopes to ski? I remember my first experience like the back of my hand. I was scared stiff! In fact, I chose to stay on the bunny hill for the first several hours, because the actual slopes scared the living daylights out of me! I thought those hills were demanding me to sign my own death warrant, and so I avoided them like the plague!

For those of you who are not familiar with skiing, the bunny hill is the hill where beginners go to practice, because it is short and not very steep. The bunny hill is to the actual slope, like a kiddie pool is to a lake. Where would you rather have your kid take his/her first jump?

So, I present to all wannabe skiers a Limerick of what happens when an amateur skier thinks they are too good for the bunny hill. I hope you enjoy!

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Epic Ski Fail

Riding the lift with a very big grin

Deciding to take skiing for a spin

You start down the steep hill

And soon take a bad spill

Breaking a leg you ask where is the gin?

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      Victoria Lynn 5 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      Oh, Josh, so true. Bring on the gin. I only skied once, but I never thought I was too good for the bunny hill. Funny hub! Thanks for giving me a laugh before bedtime! :-)

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      lovedoctor926 5 years ago

      Voted up awesome! Your limericks are really good. The bunny hill. lol. I will remember this next time I go skiing.

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      Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

      Holly cow. That must've hurt, as I don't see vital signs ... or friends to run for help. That was hilarious Josh! I guess this guy won't be able to procreate....You know what I mean..?

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      IAmForbidden 5 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      J... the prince of Limericks! hehehe

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Vicki,

      Glad you enjoyed it and had a good laugh! :) And you are most certainly welcome!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Marlene,

      Thanks, I really appreciate your kind comments! Yes, definitely the bunny hill!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      lord,

      I am cracking up reading this comment, in fact I read it twice! LOL Thanks for the good laugh!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      M,

      Aww, thanks! You are too kind! Glad you enjoyed it!

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      oceansider 5 years ago

      Cute and funny limerick, Josh!

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      LaThing 5 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      This is wonderful and funny! Reminded me of my first skiing experience.... Oh, that was horrible! You won't believe how many bruises I came home with.....

      Enjoyed it..... Voting up!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Helen,

      Thanks, appreciate it!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      La Thing,

      Thanks, yeah the first day skiing isn't the best , LOL Thanks for reading and voting!

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      Janine Huldie 5 years ago from New York, New York

      Josh, believe it or not I have never gone skiing, but have to admit everything you wrote about here are now my fears whenever thinking of skiing. Nicely done and of course sharing and voting up.

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      Mary Craig 5 years ago from New York

      Hmm, if that person lying in the snow had been a woman I would've said it was me...but that's a story for another hub.

      Loved your limerick...with or without the gin.

      Voted up, funny, and awesome because you write such awesome stuff!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Janine,

      When you do go skiing, remember to use the bunny hill first and you will be fine! Thanks for the read, comment, and votes and share! You are an awesome encouragement and friend! Thanks for your continual support! I appreciate is so much!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Mary,

      Thanks so much for your sweet comment! You are too kind! Well, now that you mentioned it, I think we need a hub on your skiing adventures! :)

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      Civil War Bob 5 years ago from Glenside, Pennsylvania

      Voted up and funny, Josh! I wonder if that person got snow up her nose? Just sayin'...

      Bum knees and a hatred for cold have saved me from ever trying snow skiing, but I had the good sense to let go of the tow rope when I first water skied; which was back when Noah still had his boat! ;)

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Bob,

      You went skiing with Noah? Lol. Thanks for commenting and voting. I appreciate your support!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Yep, that about describes my first and only trip on the slopes. Never again!

      Fun limerick, Josh!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Bill,

      Come on, you got to go try again! It is so much fun!

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      Jools99 5 years ago from North-East UK

      Only been skiing once and I twisted my knee and spent the rest of the weekend drinking hot chocolate by a roaring fire in the bar. Never did it again, nuf said!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Julie,

      Thanks for adding your story. The first time skiing is always rough. Sounds Luke the weekend was fun though? Lol

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      Diane Blanchette 5 years ago from New Hampshire

      I think most of us have done that at least once! I skipped the bunny hill to the intermediate hill, fell down starting off, had one ski stuck straight up and couldn't get it out easily. I had a bruised ego and banged up knees. To make it worse, a devilish boy grinned and ran over my leg! josh3418 you just released this memory by your writing! Unusual subject for what the season is now but nicely done and entertaining. thumbs up!

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      Joyce Haragsim 5 years ago from Southern Nevada

      Great limerick. You'll never get me on skis.

      Voted up and beautiful, Joyce

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Joyce,

      Thanks for commenting! Not a fan of skiing? :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Dlegendre,

      Thanks for commenting, sorry for bringing up the memory :). I know it is a little out of season, but it popped in my mind so I had to write it! Lol

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      b. Malin 5 years ago

      I think I could leave this Lifetime without going Skiing...I am such a Chicken! And that Wonderful Poem of yours Josh, sums it all up so Beautifully. My Vote of UP go to YOU!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Malin,

      Thanks for reading and commenting. Yes, skiing is not for everyone! :) Glad you enjoyed it!

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      Olde Cashmere 5 years ago from Michigan, United States

      I have never went skiing before, but I can imagine I would be just as nervous going down the steep hills. Awesome writing Josh, this was excellent. Voted up, interesting, and awesome.

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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      good one, Josh!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      James,

      Glad you liked it! The first time is rough, but it is awesome once you learn, you should try it! :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Ann,

      Thanks for your continued support!

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      Martin Kloess 5 years ago from San Francisco

      interesting...

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      Martin Kloess 5 years ago from San Francisco

      The joke is.. that is not my dad in the picture.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Mhatter99,

      ROFL, thanks for commenting, I am glad it is not your father LOL

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      Darrylmdavis 5 years ago from Brussels, Belgium

      Definitely looks like my first time down a slope! :-p

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Darryl, thanks! Appreciate the visit and comment!

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      Suzette Walker 5 years ago from Taos, NM

      I can relate!! I snowskied like 20 years ago, but I remember my first time down the real mountain. It is scary but exhilerating. I leave skiing to the young folk now. Have fun and enjoy!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Suzette,

      Thanks for reading and commenting! I do have fun! skiing!

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Nashville Tn.

      Oh yes - I remember my first time on the slopes. Not a pretty picture. But still, what fun. This is excellent and I have voted up and will share all over the place. Thank you Josh!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Audrey,

      Thanks so much! I am really glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for the shares. You are too kind!

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Too funny! Where is the gin? Perfect ending to an awesome limerick!:)

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Linda,

      Thanks glad you like it! I loved the gin part! :)

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      Mohan Kumar 5 years ago from UK

      Funny josh. Your limericking and Haikuing with verve, my man.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Docmo,

      Thanks appreciate it! :)

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one Josh. Reminds me of two reasons I never took up skiing. The first one that I balance real bad on skis and the second that a friend of mine went skiing for the first time - smacked into a tree and broke her leg.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Gyspy,

      Yes, skiing is not for everyone for sure. I had a friend break a leg too. I enjoy skiing, but it is not a sport for everyone to venture in!

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