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Fishing An Eye Watering Success (limerick)

Updated on May 10, 2013

When brother and I fished at lake

In water a fart he would make

As eyes filled with dew

From lake the fish flew

In minutes we two caught our take


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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      And here I thought a fart had no real value! Thanks for this revelation, Martin.

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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Oh my goodness:) Still laughing

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Glad to know that your brother had great talent for fishing.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Loved this.

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      Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

      Does this really work? LOL

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Thats one way to catch the

      love it


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      Ruby Jean Richert 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa... So funny.

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      Well, that's one way to ensure the catch! LOL

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      Nellieanna Hay 4 years ago from TEXAS

      Little did I realize how I could have improved my 'take of the lake'! I could have painted it & harvested from it simultaneously! hehe

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      whonunuwho 4 years ago from United States

      Hey Mhatter, have you two been influenced by that guy, Larry, on the comedian's show? I've heard many a fish tail and spun a few myself, but this one takes the cake. Happy fish fry. whonu

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      Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

      lol very good mhatter LOL

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      I guess that's one way of ensuring a catch of the day!

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      Laura L Scotty 4 years ago from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

      Wonderfully funny. Good job.

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama


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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      The famous fart bomb method.....great fun!