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Fishing For Husband (limerick)

Updated on November 27, 2012

The bait that she uses is looks

With it future husband she hooks

As time changes mood

And values renewed

What nets him is food that she cooks


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      Jamie Brock 5 years ago from Texas

      I have to admit, I wish I could look as good as this girl but at least I am a decent cook :) Very clever as usual!

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      Marites Mabugat-Simbajon 5 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

      This is awesome! Great bait! I love your choices of photos. Excellent.

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      Kristi Sharp 5 years ago from Born in Missouri. Raised in Minnesota.

      I'm sure she can really she's really fishing too. Love to read your work. Makes me smile -K

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      What a funny and clever write!!!

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      ignugent17 5 years ago

      Very smart ! :-)))

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      lovedoctor926 5 years ago

      Lol.. A massage is a great way to keep him content at the end of the day:)

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      Frank Atanacio 5 years ago from Shelton

      yeah LOL I like it bro :)

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      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Another goody..Hee

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      acaetnna 5 years ago from Guildford

      Short - sweet and oh so true!!!

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      Gail Sobotkin 5 years ago from South Carolina

      Sounds like a great fantasy limerick for men. LOL.

      I enjoyed the clever poem and the woman in the photo is stunning.

      Voted up, funny, awesome, beautiful and interesting.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      That is what netted me. Jamie

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      Deborah 5 years ago from Las Vegas

      Too funny Mhatter, you are so clever! Pinned, FBed, and shared!

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      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida

      She found the way to that man's heart. Like so many of us, she knew the way to reel him in.

      Sending Angels your way :) ps

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      She has the right recipe!

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      She's gorgeous in everyone's sight

      imagine what she does so right

      holding her near

      waiting to hear

      what's ordered from deli each night.

      Great job, mh! Liked this one.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      With that face and body, Mh, she can order in and still keep him!

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      My lure was fried chicken, mashed potatoes, black-eyed peas, from scatch gravy and good music. Sha na na na na was served for dessert if you got the nitchin twitchin! Oh, those were the days......

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      A way to man's heart is through his stomach? She had better be one hell of a cook!

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      But will that keep him at home? I used to bait with food first, then presented dessert! Maybe neither one works, when it comes today, it's only me here and my HP perverts! Ha ha. Kidding guys.

      Love your stuff, Martin!

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, now that will do it every time no doubt!

      In His Love, Faith Reaper