Follow or Unfollow... or Follow and Then Unfollow... hmmm... So Many Options; What's a Hubber to Do?
Ooh… I think I like her hub
I just might join her little club.
'So let me see; what is this?'
Push green button and never miss
Each and every hub you do?
What you say and who it’s to?
'Wow, that sounds pretty cool'
'Look at me, a following fool!'
I just can’t help myself, you see
I’ll follow you… you follow me?
That, is how it works around here?
Afraid the instructions are not clear.
Here’s where I must interject
This following thing I can’t perfect.
I know ‘They’ say don’t worry ‘bout it
Well, I lost a follower and I’m gonna shout it!
(I know I used ‘IT’ twice to rhyme
But I’ve got problems and not the time)
An email: ‘Someone new is following you.’
Joy is me, now, what to do?
Do I go and run their way
Or write a new hub today?
I don’t know, I’m so confused
I don’t want them feeling used
Neglected, mistreated or abused!
But I don’t want my ego bruised.
If I don’t find the magic key
Someone might ‘unfollow’ me.
Gee, to keep a follower content
Creates such stress I can't prevent!
Remember, you thought you liked what you read
It’s not something I put in your head.
You even left me some great fan mail
So what did I do, how did I fail?
Did I miss the hub you wrote?
Should I have sent a little note?
‘Please be patient; I’ll be there soon’
'You've got until this afternoon!'
‘Golly, I’m just one person you know?’
Whenever you publish, I try to go.
My intentions are, do it quickly,
Perhaps I’m suffering with ADD?
I don’t delete my emails until I’ve been your way.
I’m coming, I’m coming, it just might take a few days!
Maybe that’s just not the case?
Did I offend, did I disgrace?
Uh oh, you heard me say 'boob'?
It was just a reference from YouTube.
Please don’t take it personally
I’ve got issues; that’s just me!
I don’t mean to frighten and I don't mean to scare
You’re special to me and I do care!
Or, could it be that I’m not writin’
Things that make your dark day brighten’?
Making you happy, that’s my dream
Though, in your mind it may not seem.
I’m sorry, truly I am
Unfollow me if you think I’m a ham.
But so is Porky
And that pig’s got fans
I’ll just never understand.
It’s okay, it’s not my place
To get all up in your face.
‘WHY YOU UNFOLLOW ME?!?’
That’s your choice; I’ll let you be
I’m trying so hard, not to cry
All I wanted to know was 'WHY'?
WHY? WHY, I SAY…
Must you unfollow me, today?
Porky... the pig with fans!
Don't feel obligated or anything...
The Sad Truth...
Please don't go.... 'cause if you do....