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Freaky behavior

Updated on November 12, 2010

FREAKY BEHAVIOR


She got me doing freaky things don't you know. In my birthday suit on her living room floor.

Massaging her neck, massaging her back, massaging her succulent toes.

Put on the oil, bore down like a mole. Like the professor and Marry Ann.

She wants me to go down below. Well Gilligan, 1, 2, 3, here I go. Geronimo!!

Sexy chocolate! Carmel brown! On  the floor streched out.

Come ya, sugar baby, let me put you in my mouth.

Your raisin nets are nice and chewy to me. Let me eat a little more.

I want to taste and see.

Cotton candy. Good and plenty.

It's like I had a pay-day.

Let me take you to the stars. Oh yes! The milky-way!!!

We can sail the seven seas on the good ship lol-li-pop.

You can watch my star-burst while I'm giving you all I've got.

Sweet potato Tye! I'll be your almond joy. I'm like a bowl of juicy-fruit. Ew-wee!! Oh boy!!!

Grab your reeses-peaces cause you can't just have a little!

I'm packed full of flavor. Oh yes! You bag of skittles.

I'll be your one and only. You don't need any other snickers.

I'll be your sugar daddy!

Oh yes, your gummy bear!!

I'm all of those guys rapped up in one, you know, the three musketeers.

You can be my baby-Ruth.

I 'll place you high upon the mound!!!

No more crying days!

Leave your tears on a clown. You're the only woman I love next to my loving mother.

Girl you've got me twisted like a package of twizzlers!!!!

                                                                  Ylynd(island)


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    • Tyrone Smalls profile imageAUTHOR

      Tyrone Smalls 

      7 years ago from Edi, Isl.

      SORRY, WAS GONE SO LONG!! I HAD A DEATH IN THE FAMILY. AND I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH. PRAY FOR ME!

      YLYND

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