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Fudge Didn’t Work!? (limerick)

Updated on January 29, 2013

On matters that man just won’t budge

And you’ve tried the sweetness of fudge

Such efforts you’ve made

You wished and you prayed

A club just might aid him to nudge


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      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Fudge, how can anyone resist? Funny as always..

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      b. Malin 5 years ago

      Fun read...I'd like some Fudge!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I love it!

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      LetitiaFT 5 years ago from Paris via California

      Delightful. Where's my club?

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      Chuga 5 years ago from Africa

      Forget the fudge, just use a club.

      very funny. I need to follow you

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Keep them coming. lol

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      Ruchira 5 years ago from United States

      A funny limerick :)

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      Dianna Mendez 5 years ago

      Another great limerick! Short but so to the point. I've met a couple of these stubborn people.

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      oceansider 5 years ago

      Funny limerick Mhatter. Thanks for sharing with us.

      Helen

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Great job once again MH!

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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Too funny! Boy, have I felt like that before! Sorry.

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      Motherbynature 5 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

      You got a giggle out of me.

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      WOW i love this limerick..so cute.. and funny..

      debbie

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Keep them coming and I'll keep laughing.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Mhatter - I can think of no better way to end a great weekebd than with one of your funny limericks. Thanks

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      Victoria Lynn 5 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      If fudge doesn't work, I don't know what will. LOL. I love fudge! Your limericks are darling.

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