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Full Service Lady Of Evening (limerick)

Updated on January 30, 2015

A lady of evening was she

She’ll meet all my needs for a fee

Whether romps in sacks

Or whips on our backs

She even does taxes for me


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      DREAM ON 5 years ago

      Another funny one.I heard she knows all the tax breaks and loopholes.

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Laughter is the best medicine. Sounds like you have an all around masochist there.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Best thing - just call the tax lady. lol

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      kjforce 5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99...OMG...I thought that flash was lightening outside my window..never thought it was you...and as far as your forgot to take it with you...loved the thought/words from your mind... cleaning those cobwebs again ? kudos..and good night..

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      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      You are so funny Martin. You do know that some types of entertainment is tax deductable? Hee..

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      that's a keeper if she does your taxes too!

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Talented lady!

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      Vinaya Ghimire 5 years ago from Nepal

      Wonderful as always!

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      DJ Anderson 5 years ago

      Great laugh! Limericks are your forte!

      Great job!


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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Judging from your verse and the photo, Martin, your lady of the evening has a 'well-rounded personality.'

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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      Ha ha brilliant Martin;I am still chuckling.


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      Jools99 5 years ago from North-East UK

      Ha Ha! But I bet she doesn't do her OWN taxes (no invoices) :o)

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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      She is just like the guy on the H.R. Block commercial who does taxes and plumbing at the same time! Up and funny and probably true!

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      That should be an interesting tax return! LOL:-))

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      Holle Abee 5 years ago from Georgia

      Nothing like a good chuckle at 4:30 am to start my day! Love the pic, too!

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      travmaj 5 years ago from australia

      Gosh - amazing what you can claim on tax these days...

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      You are getting funnier and I didn't think that was possible.