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Funny Haikus For Friends

Updated on March 23, 2014

To my funny friends...

Friends are the family we choose. No matter how long you have known your friends, you will have everlasting memories to share. Even if you have never met your friends because they live in your computer, chances are your memories will be even more significant.

Friends come in to our lives for a reason. I firmly believe there is no coincidence when some one enters our part of the world. We might never know the reason, but we sure do appreciate the friendship.

Friends leave our lives, for one reason or another. But, it's what they leave behind that matters most. We learn from one another. We teach each other something we might have never known.

I love my friends. I have quite a few funny friends. We have made many memories that made me laugh out loud. This haiku tribute is for you...

Haikus for Friends

We snort while laughing
hilarious as can be
we might even pee

Late as usual
lame excuses make us smile
early bird never

Always have your back
defense mechanisms up
never fear my dear

Bickering we do
back and forth all through the day
what more can we say

Mambo jerk and twerk
fabulous and funny friends
gyrate to music

Debates are habit
opinionated we are
chuckle till the end

Coffee tea or wine
always prepared with a fix
good to the last drop

Tears from a break up
once again lessons are learned
time to fix make up

Borrowing outfits
vanishing never return
till the next party

Hormonal mood swings
attacking the innocent
watch out she might blow

Wicked witches not
no potion in our cauldron
leave room for our broom

Shapes of all sizes
curvaceous bodies galore
size doesn't matter

Your opinion counts...

Did these haikus make you laugh out loud or pee a little?

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Friendship Song starring Lucy & Ethel

© 2014 Linda Bilyeu

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      Martie Coetser 3 years ago from South Africa

      Love this! Your introduction, too, is absolutely profound.

      Good to know you, Linda! Even only in cyberspace you are a valuable and adorable friend :)

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      Daisy Mariposa 3 years ago from Orange County (Southern California)

      Linda,

      You did a great job with your micropoetry. I enjoyed your senryu very much.

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      Paula 3 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      There you are my Friend

      One I'll always treasure so

      Wishing you the best

      Sisters, though apart

      Our lives meet in cyber space

      Connecting our hearts!!

      Great Haiku, GF......You rock and always will! The EFFER :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Thank you Martie! I wouldn't have known as much as I do about South Africa without having you as a friend! :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Thanks Daisy! :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Well done The Effer...Your haikus rocked! :)

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      lovedoctor926 3 years ago

      Nicely done. This is true about friendship. I'm with you on this one.

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Laugh out loud, yes! Pee...not quite! Great fun, Linda!

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      Linda Bilyeu 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Hi LoveDoc...Thank you!

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      Linda Bilyeu 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Good to know Bill...Lol

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      Audrey Hunt 3 years ago from Nashville Tn.

      Oh, this is just what the Doctor ordered for the vocalcoach - still laughing till my face hurts! Your wit is the best medicine my sunshine.

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      Victoria Lynn 3 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      Awesome! Especially the first stanza. LOL!!!

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      John Hansen 3 years ago from Queensland Australia

      These were fun sunshine. I laughed but didn't...you know...haha. Well done, voted up funny.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      These were great! Most of us could see ourselves and those we know in your words.

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      blessing980306 3 years ago

      These made me laugh!I love the video attached!Well done Subshine625!

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      Shauna L Bowling 3 years ago from Central Florida

      What a breath of fresh air, Linda! Well, more like a snort and a gurgle. I really like the one about the hormonal mood swings - so true!

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      Nithya Venkat 3 years ago from Dubai

      Great haiku, awesome!! LOL, enjoyed reading.

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      Linda Bilyeu 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Hi Audrey, I know this is a rough time for you. I'm glad I was able to supply some smiles for you :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Good to know John...LOL!

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      Linda Bilyeu 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Yay Flourish...I was hoping we could all see a bit of ourselves or our friends. Maybe not all, possibly a few. :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Ida...We Love Lucy! :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Hi Brave, a snort a day keeps the doctor away! :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Hi Vellur and Pam...Keep on smiling :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Thank you Vicki! :)

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Made me think of the saying friends till the end. Delightful!

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      Devika Primić 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Great idea for some laughter your hubs are very interesting and informative.

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      Glimmer Twin Fan 3 years ago

      Loved this and sent it to a friend I haven't seen in many years. Thanks for the smiles today!

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      Nell Rose 3 years ago from England

      Hi Linda, sorry I missed this one! where was I? lol! loved this, and yes friends are a funny lot aren't they? thanks for making me smile, laugh, chuckle, take your pick! lol!

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      Audrey Selig 3 years ago from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

      Hi Linda Thanks for making me laugh. Friends are so important in our lives, and laughter on this site takes away pain and suffering, giving joy to all. May we continue to laugh, and thank you for sharing the delights of the poetry with us. Blessings. Audrey. Sharing

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      You had me going on some of the lines! I especially loved the clip of Lucy and Ethel - one of my favorites from the show.

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      Michelle Liew 3 years ago from Singapore

      A beautiful tribute to your friends, Linda!

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      Rebecca Mealey 3 years ago from Northeastern Georgia, USA

      Clever! And using Lucy and Ethel as examples? Perfect!

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

      Great fun! Thank you. Jamie

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      Victoria Lynn 3 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      Yes, I chuckled. Girlfriends are the best! And we probably do pee when we laugh the older we get! LOL. Great poem!

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      Rajan Singh Jolly 3 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

      Enjoyable, some very much! Thanks for the laughs, Linda!

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      Suzanne Day 3 years ago from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

      Very cute haikus! Voted awesome ;)

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      Audrey Howitt 3 years ago from California

      Oh you had me at hello!! I love it when I snort!

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      Rebecca Mealey 3 years ago from Northeastern Georgia, USA

      This is very cute, endearing and so reflective of you, sunshine!

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      moonlake 3 years ago from America

      Lol enjoyed your haikus. We all need good friends. Voted up.

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      manatita44 3 years ago from london

      I like your Haiku's. They're cool. This one is really true. My favourite.

      "Hormonal mood swings

      attacking the innocent

      watch out she might blow."

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      Michelle Liew 3 years ago from Singapore

      Funny, yet show what friends do...accept each other as they are!

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      Nithya Venkat 3 years ago from Dubai

      Came back to read again, great poems!!

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      Christy Birmingham 3 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      Oh sweet sunshine! Poems + laughter + friends = an amazing combination!! Sharing here and on Twitter :)

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      torrilynn 3 years ago

      I absolutely love Haikus. I think they are fun and always telling some story of some sort. also, thanks for making me laugh. much appreciated.

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      Joanna Chandler 2 years ago from On planet Earth

      Hey Sunshine good morning nice poem :)

      Thanks for sharing it with us

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      B Lucy 2 years ago from Podunk, Virginia

      This is just wonderful!! Your introduction is beautiful and the haiku gave me quite a chuckle!! Voted on and shared!!

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      CrisSp 2 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Great collection of haiku. Fun read today! Have a great Sunday and happy labor day sunshine!

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Like the Air Battle of Britain, a few can do a lot. I owe you one in return.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 2 years ago from Southern Illinois

      LOL funny. I loved your haikus..

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      peachy 2 years ago from Home Sweet Home

      very true haiku about friends, we can even laugh till we pee in our pants

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      Mary Hyatt 2 years ago from Florida

      Loved this! I enjoyed the needed laugh today. Thanks! I always laughed at Lucy and Ethel; perfect examples of friends.

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