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Funny Pun about Gorilla

Updated on June 19, 2013

Funny Pun about Gorilla

A fellow from the Czech Republic

Came to New York to visit a friend.

He was on a two-week vacation

And had plenty of money to spend.


His friend took some time off from work,

And they visited every site.

Museums and art shows during the day,

Stage plays and cafes every night.


The two of them made the rounds

Of all the night clubs on their list.

They picked up women in town,

Not one attraction did they miss.


On his last day in New York,

When asked, ‘Whatcha want to do?’

The Czech specifically said,

‘I would like to visit the zoo.’


Wild animals were his passion,

All monkeys held fascination.

Especially chimps and gorillas,

Ranked high in his admiration.


‘We could visit Central Park Zoo,’

Said his host. ‘It’s small but very pretty.

And it is much more convenient

Since it is located in the city.’


‘Or we could take the subway,

And visit the old Bronx Zoo.

It’s a world-class facility.

Which one would you like to view?’


‘Why, the Bronx Zoo, of course,’

Said the Czech with no hesitation.

‘I have read about that famous zoo,

And its renowned reputation.’


So the two spent the entire day,

Ending up at the gorilla park.

It was surrounded by a moat

And now beginning to get dark.


The Czech got way too close,

And although light was getting dim,

One of the two huge gorillas

Snatched and quickly swallowed him.


‘Oh, my God,’ yelled his friend,

As he screamed for assistance.

Fortunately, the zoo keeper

Was within shouting distance.


Running over with his axe, he asked,

‘Was it the male or the female?’

‘How the heck should I know,

It was too dark to see that detail!’


‘Think, man, think,’ said the Zoo Keeper,

‘If you want your friend to survive.

Quickly, was it male or female?

So your friend, I can revive!’


‘It was the female,’ said the shocked guy.

The keeper split her bottom to neck.

‘There’s nothing there,’ the keeper said,

‘And definitely, no Czech.’


The New Yorker shrugged and said,

‘Well, it is the same old tale.

You win some and you lose some.

Guess the Czech … is in the male!’

Gotcha!
Gotcha!

Did I just hear a collective, monumental groan? If so, here is a joke to make you laugh and not moan.

Gorilla Joke

A guy walked into the pro-shop at the golf course with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager? I've got $200 here that says my gorilla can hit the ball longer and straighter than anybody here at this club."

Everyone in the pro-shop started laughing. The newest pro at the club spoke up, "I'll take you up on that wager. Meet you on the first tee."

When they reached the 585-yard par-5 first tee, the owner led his gorilla to the tee and put a driver in his hands. The gorilla smashed his drive right down the middle of the fairway and out of sight. The ball finally stopped on the green, six inches from the cup.

The pro was astonished. "That's incredible! There's no need for me to even tee off. Here's your money."

As the pro walked off the green, still shaking his head, he turned back to the owner of the gorilla and said, "By the way, how does he putt?"

The owner responded, "Just like he drives: 500 yards, right down the middle, every time."

Note to my faithful followers and Hub-buddies: I will not be available to respond to your gracious and welcome comments, nor comment on your excellent hubs for the next two weeks. When I return, I will make up for lost time. Promise! Hugs to you all.

© Copyright BJ Rakow, Ph.D. 2013. All rights reserved. Author, "Much of What You Know about Job Search Just Ain't So." Learn to write a dynamic resume and cover letter, network effectively, interview confidently, and negotiate salary.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      What a pleasure to see you here, Derdriu. Hope all is well with you, m'dear. Your statement is most profound but I am not surprised. Profundity is one of your middle names. Thanks for laughing.

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      Derdriu 4 years ago

      drbj, This has got to be one of the very few instances in which it's disappointing to learn that "The check is in the mail!" It just shows to go you that checkmate is always serious business, particularly when the mate being checked is a Czechmate.

      Respectfully, and with many thanks and all the laughs, Derdriu

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      Audrey Kirchner 4 years ago from Central Oregon

      Then my mission is accomplished~ Take care my sweet and see you next time....

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      So nice to meet you, MizB. Look forward to seeing more of you on your hubs as well. 'Specially since you not only groaned buy also voted an Up and funny. Welcome your vote, y'know.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Please don't give up comedic sports too soon, Audrey. Your recounting of your humorous exploits always tickles my funny-bone as well as other assorted parts. Really!

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      Groan...up and funny! You get my vote any day.

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      Audrey Kirchner 4 years ago from Central Oregon

      Yes--I have several friends who have suggested I give up comedic sports and stick to card games and less "dangerous" sports...my family doesn't like this idea much as they seem to find all these antics very entertaining and have said "but what would we laugh about?" I guess find some funny YouTube videos guys...if only I'd thought of putting myself "out there" years ago--lost revenue~

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Oops, forgot for a moment, Audrey, your propensity to lose your footing during stressful sporting moments. (Like swimming and fishing.) Forget the bowling idea, m'dear. How about a rousing game of checkers?

      Hubby is right, y'know, entertainment R U!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Thank you, dear Mohan, for appreciating my groan-worthy pun all the way to the final denouement. (You get an A+ for correctly spelling that one.)

      Love your example of hairy parent and heir apparent. Now I'll just have to find a way to use it. Including the correct attribution of course.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      And it's great fun for me, Maria, to have you to 'monkey' around with. Thanks for the visit, the sweet wishes and just being you, m'dear.

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      Audrey Kirchner 4 years ago from Central Oregon

      Indeed, BJ--I'm banned for bowling as well since I have a propensity to fall down. I think it's a conspiracy to be honest..I think they wax the lanes when they know I'm coming just to give my friends and family something (else) to laugh at me for~ My hubby always says...if nothing else, Audrey--you are entertainment~

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Thank you, Audrey, dear for the delightful good wishes which are much appreciated. Based on your expertise (?) on the golf course, you are well advised to take up a different sport - perhaps bowling. Oh, wait a minute, what if you begin bowling and the bowling ball decides to perform as your returning golf ball did. Much too gruesome to even contenplate.

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      Mohan Kumar 4 years ago from UK

      Dear drbj, your ape- pun was a groan worthy delight and its always good to see how you build your elaborate pun-poem up for the final denouement ( spelling?)

      Here's one you may already know:

      What's the difference between Tarzan's foster parent and Price Charles?

      One's a hairy parent and the other is a heir apparent. Da-dum.

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      Maria Jordan 4 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

      It's always fun monkeying around with you, drbj.

      Glad you are back and hoping you will have a peaceful week to come.

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      Audrey Kirchner 4 years ago from Central Oregon

      Bummer...wishing you all the hugs and best wishes in the world--and many more where those came from.

      As to golfing, I gave it up pretty much when I realized that my friends and family were enjoying it at my expense far more than I was~ I was the "hit" of the golf course between my lack of skills and my temper...I once picked up my golf ball and threw it as far as I could only to have it hit a telephone pole and come back at me~ I still prefer playing with my legally blind son...less pressure and we just have fun!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Thanks for loving this, KKGals. Your check for laughing is now in the mail. :)

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Awww, thank you, Dolores, for your sweet wishes. Delighted I have given you so much to laugh about. Will do my best to continue providing legendary laughter. Well, at the very least - chuckles.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Thanks for the 'Hilarious!!!!' Thelma. I enjoyed your enjoying it very much.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Thanks for finding this hilarious as usual - what a thrill that I gotcha with the ending. How can you say you don't golf, Audrey. You often 'drive,' use an 'iron' when absolutely necessary, and 'putter' around in your kitchen when preparing 'tee.' Right?

      Unfortunately, my 2 weeks off were not for fun but all is well again.

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      Susan Haze 4 years ago from Sunny Florida

      Hahahaha the check is in the mail. I love it thanks for the laugh.

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      Scribenet 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      I did the collective groan after the poem...and I will have to share the golfing gorilla joke with some golf enthusiasts! Enjoy your time off!

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      Dolores Monet 4 years ago from East Coast, United States

      Hi bj - I hope you are doing well. Since you didn't have any fun during your absence from HP, maybe it's time you did. You deserve a great time after you've given us all so much to laugh about.

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      Thelma Alberts 4 years ago from Germany

      Hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laugh. I enjoyed it very much;-)

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      Audrey Kirchner 4 years ago from Central Oregon

      BJ--too hilarious as usual and gotta love that I didn't even see it coming. The gorilla golfer sounds vaguely familiar and I believe why I gave up golf pretty much. Hope your 2 weeks off are for fun and see ya on the next tee~

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Don. I think that the saying: 'puns - lowest form of humor' probably came from genuine poets who were jealous of the puns' popularity. Thanks for enjoying this - will keep it up as long as imagination provides the fuel.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      A most hearty welcome back, Barbara. I was away, too, for a couple of weeks. Happy I could bring back some deja vu with this gorilla of the Bronx Zoo tale. As for the good laugh, you are more than welcome, m'dear. Quid pro quo, you know.

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      Don A. Hoglund 4 years ago from Wisconsin Rapids

      I've heard that puns are the lowest form of humor. Whoever said that did not explain. I tend to think it means basic, that upon which the rest is built. Or it could mean lowbrow. Either way keep it up. Like on facebook, tweeting.

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      b. Malin 4 years ago

      I'm Back, and I SO missed your Humor DRBJ. I used to visit "The Bronx Zoo" after my first Son was born and we were living near by..It was always a treat to see. Anyway, Thanks for a GOOD LAUGH!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      And you know I was just joshin'. Love you for loving my puns.

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      Randi Benlulu 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      lol! I think you may be right about getting out more, but I will still love your puns!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Randi. What a lovely feeling to know that my funny pun made your night. Hmmmmm! We've got to get you out more, m'dear!

      And thanks for the Up with pluses.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Awwwww, you are so lovable, Martie. Thanks for the welcome-back but I am now, thanks to you, knee-deep in balloons and flowers. A lovely place to be.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      So happy I could provide a great laugh to end your day, tireless. Now I'll have to see what I can do to help you start the day in that fashion. My laughter begins when upon arising I look into my bathroom mirror! :)

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Thank you for the sweet welcome back, Colin. So happy the birthday card meant something to you. Yes, I do agree. You and I are very much kindred spirits if you mean we tend to see the world and the people in it sometimes in a slightly skewed - but always humorous - way.

      Hugs backatcha and the pussy cats.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Happy you found this to be really funny stuff, Nell. Thanks for your fine-tuned sense of humor and the laugh. :)

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      What a sweet (and absolutely true, of course) comment, Vicki. Thank you, thank you!

      Aha! So you noticed the comments, too? You ARE a BFF.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      So the 'Czech in the male' was a huge groaner, Paula? You ain't seen nuthin' yet, my dear. Thanks for the visit, the laugh, the Up and the funny.

      You are much appreciated.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      So happy I was missed and that I never disappoint, bp. What a lovely thing to say. Thanks for the Up and funny, too, m'luv.

      Can you believe all the WH scandals that occurred during the time I was away? Unbe-freakin'-lievable.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Thank you, Kathryn, for finding the pun and the joke funny and clever. The Up vote is appreciated, too, m'dear. It's my pleasure to have you visit.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Hysterical, eh? I can see your mind runs in the same direction as mine, Mary. Pore dear! Delighted you wore that smile all day. Thanks for the sublime adjectives, the pinning and Facebooking, too.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Waiting a while to get the joke, mary, is the ultimate compliment, you know. It tells me you are thinking about the narration and mulling over the consequences. Delighted you had a good laugh, m'luv, and thanks for the Up and sharing.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Cat - what a pleasure to see you here. Thanks for the genuine laughing and repetition of this pun to anyone you find. Be my guest, m'dear.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Very funny, Feline, m'luv. Czech mate? Wish I had thought of that.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Thanks for missing me, Faith. I do perform stand-up in a way. 90% of my 'motivational' speeches are delivered with the anticipation of eliciting laughter. Which - so far - happens most of the time.

      Those funny stories you made up for your children would make wonderful reading. I anticipate reading about them one day. Love your 'sit-down' comment. The older I get, the more appealing that is! :)

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      Randi Benlulu 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      So funny! You made my night!Thank you! Up++

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Nice to meet you, Crystal. Happy you loved this punny hub. What more can I say?

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Thanks for finding my pun hubs amusing, Alicia, just as I find your medical hubs amazing.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Thanks for enjoying every hilarious bit, precy. I'm baaack!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Now that, Lela, was what I call a GROAN!!! Music to my ears, m'dear.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      I think I may have heard you laugh out loud all the way over here on the other side of the pond, Chris. Thanks for the visit and cheers backatcha.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      And I love you, Eddy, for loving it. Sharing is my pleasure, too, y'know.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      No, it wasn't the zoo, dear Ruby, but there were a lot of really funny medical people there.

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      Martie Coetser 4 years ago from South Africa

      Thought I just check in to see if you are really baaaackkk :) Welcome, welcome, welcome! Flowers will now pop-up in every corner and balloons will fall from the ceiling :)

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      Judy Specht 4 years ago from California

      Great laugh to end my day.

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      epigramman 4 years ago

      Hello my dear friend and welcome back to your Hub home for I have missed you very much. Thank you too for your thoughtfulness and sending me a beautiful birthday card - that really made my day.

      And yes as I can see and read here - you and I are very much kindred spirits in the humor department aren't we. lol

      Sending you 3 big Canadian hugs from Colin, Tiffy and Gabriel at lake erie time canada 10:53pm with full moon over the lake

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Haha! really funny stuff! thanks for the laugh, nell

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Martin. You are most welcome. I HAD to take that time off but I did not, unfortunately, much enjoy it. But thanks for the good wishes.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Nice to meet you, agapsikap. Thanks for the 'hilarious.'

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Providing the chuckles is my pleasure, Patricia. Thank you for loving this and repeatedly laughing.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      You are so right, Rolly, never mess with a Gorilla. Now I'm curious. What 'business' were you in? Providing the laugh was my pleasure. Thanks for the Hugs and Blessings.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      What a super comment, Will, and thank you for the Up.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      To answer your question, Billy, Yes, some of these puns I make up, some I find in esoteric places, and all of them, I turn into verse. Happy I provided a laugh when you needed it. Any time, m'dear.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Martie - I'm baaaaack! Thank you for pondering my funny pun and joke while I was away. The two weeks seemed like a century. Love your zoo comment and thanks for looking forward to my return.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Nice to meet you, vertualit, especially since you found this hub very funny. No thanks necessary - the pleasure was mine!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Thanks, Wayne, for having a good laugh with this one. Providing a bit of humor is the least I could do to thank you for all your serious and right-on-topic writings. Don't stop!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Alphadogg - thanks for the visit and the thumbs up. If you are a pun-lover, take a look at the other 20 or so. Guaranteed to be groan-provoking!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      As long as that collective, monumental groan changed into a laugh, John, then I have accomplished my mirthful mission. I will do my best to 'keep on doing it.' You take care, too.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Now that you have the address, Susan, come back any time.

      To leave your so sweet comments and to make them rhyme.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      You are most welcome, Kelly. It is my pleasure and privilege to provide that gorilla giggle. :)

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      SilentReed 4 years ago from Philippines

      As long as there is sufficient funds and not a bouncing Czech, the Gorilla will be fine. :)

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      Vickiw 4 years ago

      Always love your ability to incorporate wonderful humour into your Hubs and comments!

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      Paula 4 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Thanks for the laughs!......"the Czech is in the mail."....Ohhhhhhhhhhhwaaaaaa. That's a HUGE groaner! LOL! UP & FUNNY!

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      You never disappoint! Enjoy your time off and you will be missed. Voted up and funny.

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      Kathryn 4 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

      Both of these jokes are funny, as well as clever! Voted up. I hope you have a great 2 weeks away.

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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      Hysterical! You have THE most creative and entertaining mind. I hope your time away is a vacation and you come back revved up and ready to write more puns and hubs or should that be hubs and puns? Either way enjoy and thanks for the smile I'll be wearing all day.

      Voted up, funny, and awesome. Oh, I pinned this one and shared it on FB.

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      Mary Hyatt 4 years ago from Florida

      You know me and how long it takes me to "catch on" to a joke! Once I get it I have a good laugh, though. My kids will tell me a joke and wait for me to laugh: finally I get it! Well, finally I got it! I had a good laugh.

      See you when you get back from wherever it is you are going!

      Voted UP, and shared.

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      drbj,

      Oh my lanta this has to be about the funniest thing I've ever read... Ha the Czech is in the male! I'll be laughing all day, thanks! I think I'll try repeating this to anyone who will listen! Too funny!

      Cat

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      Feline Prophet 4 years ago

      Haha...that's what they call a Czech mate?!!

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, you should do stand-up! We will miss you, and look forward to your return! Thanks for the laughs always.

      Reminds me of when my children we small and I would tell them funny stories I would just make up, and they would laugh to no end! So, I told them that I wanted to go on the road and do stand-up, well, really, I wanted to do sit-down, as that standing up all the time would get old. (moan) ha

      Blessings, Faith Reaper

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      Crystal Tatum 4 years ago from Georgia

      Love it - what more can I say?

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      Linda Crampton 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      Thanks for another funny article, drbj. Your pun hubs are so amusing!

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      precy anza 4 years ago from USA

      Enjoyed every bits of it ^-^' That's hilarious. We'll see in two weeks! :)

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      Austinstar 4 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

      Groan!

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      Christopher Antony Meade 4 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      Great pun. I really laughed out loud at that one and it takes a lot to make me laugh. Cheers!

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      Love it and thank you so much for sharing.

      Eddy.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      LOL funny! Have a great time. Are you going to rhe zoo?

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      Martin Kloess 4 years ago from San Francisco

      Thank you for the laughs. Enjoy your time off.

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      agapsikap 4 years ago from Philippines

      This is hilarious.. lol.

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      Laughing laughing laughing....love this. Thanks for the chuckles this evening....I love your wit....Angels are on the way :) ps

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      Laughing laughing laughing....love this. Thanks for the chuckles this evening....I love your wit....Angels are on the way :) ps

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      Rolly A Chabot 4 years ago from Alberta Canada

      Hi drbj... I would put my money on the Gorilla any day... especially after a number of years in the business... a little secret... please don't put your money on me... lol... well done and thanks for the laugh...

      Hugs and Blessings from Alberta

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      WillStarr 4 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

      What a super Hub! Up and very punny!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Do you make these up? I swear you are hilarious? I'd heard the golfing joke, but the pun is a classic. Very well done my friend. I needed a laugh today and you came through in flying colors.

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      Martie Coetser 4 years ago from South Africa

      Only drbj will leave us with a funny poem and joke to ponder. Lol! You'll be missed, but fortunately 2 weeks will be over in no time. I hope you are going on a holiday and not to one of those zoos where people are tortured until they entertain others with funny puns?

      Take care, my dear drbj! I look forward to your return :)

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      Abdus Salam 4 years ago from Bangladesh

      LOL, very funny hub. Thanks for sharing...

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      Wayne Brown 4 years ago from Texas

      Wow Doc....You blind-sided me with that one and I had a good laugh. Lots of fun in that poem! ~WB

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      Kevin W 4 years ago from Texas

      Very nice and funny hub......thumbs up!

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      John MacNab 4 years ago from the banks of the St. Lawrence

      Yes, you heard a collective, monumental groan - but then it changed into a laugh. I don't know how you do it drbj, but please, please keep on doing it. See you in 2 weeks, take care.

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      Susan Zutautas 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      LOL

      Whenever I need a good laugh

      I always know where to come

      Sorry drbj

      I now have to run :)

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      Kelly Umphenour 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Thanks for the gorilla giggle!