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Funny Pun about Gorilla
Funny Pun about Gorilla
A fellow from the Czech Republic
Came to New York to visit a friend.
He was on a two-week vacation
And had plenty of money to spend.
His friend took some time off from work,
And they visited every site.
Museums and art shows during the day,
Stage plays and cafes every night.
The two of them made the rounds
Of all the night clubs on their list.
They picked up women in town,
Not one attraction did they miss.
On his last day in New York,
When asked, ‘Whatcha want to do?’
The Czech specifically said,
‘I would like to visit the zoo.’
Wild animals were his passion,
All monkeys held fascination.
Especially chimps and gorillas,
Ranked high in his admiration.
‘We could visit Central Park Zoo,’
Said his host. ‘It’s small but very pretty.
And it is much more convenient
Since it is located in the city.’
‘Or we could take the subway,
And visit the old Bronx Zoo.
It’s a world-class facility.
Which one would you like to view?’
‘Why, the Bronx Zoo, of course,’
Said the Czech with no hesitation.
‘I have read about that famous zoo,
And its renowned reputation.’
So the two spent the entire day,
Ending up at the gorilla park.
It was surrounded by a moat
And now beginning to get dark.
The Czech got way too close,
And although light was getting dim,
One of the two huge gorillas
Snatched and quickly swallowed him.
‘Oh, my God,’ yelled his friend,
As he screamed for assistance.
Fortunately, the zoo keeper
Was within shouting distance.
Running over with his axe, he asked,
‘Was it the male or the female?’
‘How the heck should I know,
It was too dark to see that detail!’
‘Think, man, think,’ said the Zoo Keeper,
‘If you want your friend to survive.
Quickly, was it male or female?
So your friend, I can revive!’
‘It was the female,’ said the shocked guy.
The keeper split her bottom to neck.
‘There’s nothing there,’ the keeper said,
‘And definitely, no Czech.’
The New Yorker shrugged and said,
‘Well, it is the same old tale.
You win some and you lose some.
Guess the Czech … is in the male!’
Did I just hear a collective, monumental groan? If so, here is a joke to make you laugh and not moan.
A guy walked into the pro-shop at the golf course with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager? I've got $200 here that says my gorilla can hit the ball longer and straighter than anybody here at this club."
Everyone in the pro-shop started laughing. The newest pro at the club spoke up, "I'll take you up on that wager. Meet you on the first tee."
When they reached the 585-yard par-5 first tee, the owner led his gorilla to the tee and put a driver in his hands. The gorilla smashed his drive right down the middle of the fairway and out of sight. The ball finally stopped on the green, six inches from the cup.
The pro was astonished. "That's incredible! There's no need for me to even tee off. Here's your money."
As the pro walked off the green, still shaking his head, he turned back to the owner of the gorilla and said, "By the way, how does he putt?"
The owner responded, "Just like he drives: 500 yards, right down the middle, every time."
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