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Funny Short Senior Dating Joke - Number Five
I can't stop loving you
National Humor Month Funny Short Joke Number Five
It’s hard to believe but this is number five funny short joke already. However, I’m game to continue if you are. Especially since we all need more laughter than usual these days. I was feeling down after attending a friend's funeral, but then I realized how relieved I always am when someone is delivering a eulogy . . . and I realize I can hear it.
Funny Joke Number Five
Bradford, a widower, and Angelita, a widow, meet in a senior citizen retirement village. They start to hang out together and find they share each other's values, enjoy the same type of books and movies, and find pleasure in each other's company. After a few months, Bradford asks Angelita to marry him. She appears hesitant at first and decides to ask him a few questions.
"You don't have to answer, Brad, if you think I'm out of line, but what is the state of your health?"
"Well, I'm not getting any younger, Angie, but I don't have any major health problems. I’m in pretty good shape and can still enjoy the finer things of life."
"I don't want to pry into your affairs, Brad, but I do have to protect myself. How are you fixed financially?"
“Well, Angie, I am not wealthy, but I am comfortable due to a healthy pension and a wise selection of investments. So you do not have to worry about me having to borrow money from you.”
Angie blushes, and finally gets up enough nerve to ask Brad, "And how is your sex life?”
"Infrequently," Brad declares.
Angie ponders this for a moment or so and then asks . . . "And is that one word or two?”
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin
© Copyright BJ Rakow, Ph.D. 2012. All rights reserved. Author, "Much of What You Know about Job Search Just Ain't So."
Ray Charles "I Can't Stop Loving You"
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