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Funny Short Senior Dating Joke - Number Five

Updated on March 13, 2013

I can't stop loving you

National Humor Month Funny Short Joke Number Five

It’s hard to believe but this is number five funny short joke already. However, I’m game to continue if you are. Especially since we all need more laughter than usual these days. I was feeling down after attending a friend's funeral, but then I realized how relieved I always am when someone is delivering a eulogy . . . and I realize I can hear it.

Funny Joke Number Five

Bradford, a widower, and Angelita, a widow, meet in a senior citizen retirement village. They start to hang out together and find they share each other's values, enjoy the same type of books and movies, and find pleasure in each other's company. After a few months, Bradford asks Angelita to marry him. She appears hesitant at first and decides to ask him a few questions.

"You don't have to answer, Brad, if you think I'm out of line, but what is the state of your health?"

"Well, I'm not getting any younger, Angie, but I don't have any major health problems. I’m in pretty good shape and can still enjoy the finer things of life."

"I don't want to pry into your affairs, Brad, but I do have to protect myself. How are you fixed financially?"

“Well, Angie, I am not wealthy, but I am comfortable due to a healthy pension and a wise selection of investments. So you do not have to worry about me having to borrow money from you.”

Angie blushes, and finally gets up enough nerve to ask Brad, "And how is your sex life?”

"Infrequently," Brad declares.

Angie ponders this for a moment or so and then asks . . . "And is that one word or two?”

Funny Quote

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin

© Copyright BJ Rakow, Ph.D. 2012. All rights reserved. Author, "Much of What You Know about Job Search Just Ain't So."

Ray Charles "I Can't Stop Loving You"

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    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      You hit the nail on the head, Sue. Aging at times can be funny, but as Bette Davis so wisely said, "Old Age Ain't for Sissies." (The title of one of my hubs). She knew what she was talking about.

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      Susan Hazelton 

      5 years ago from Sunny Florida

      I love it. Aging can be hell or it can be funny.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      You are so right, Patricia, Charlie knew the importance of laughter. And so do you and I. Delighted to know that your sister has moved nearer to you so you can be together more often to laugh. I know just what you mean when you refer to 'you had to be there' humor. Happens to me ALL the time! Thanks for the comment and the Angels.

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Love it....and Charlie had it right, didn't he??? I just spent the 2 days with my sister who has just moved nearer to me. We laughed and laughed and laughed. It was one of those 'you had to be there' to get the humor kind of thing too.

      Thanks for sharing this drbj...

      Sending Angels your way :) ps

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Effer - you have just been added to my list of Hubbuddies with zingers! So backatcha - yes, it IS three words if her name is Lee (ly).

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      Paula 

      6 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      It's THREE words, isn't it??

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      You are fast becoming my number one National Humor Month jokes commenter, my friend. I like intelligent jokes, too, that make one think a bit. Thank you for the 'extraordinaire' title.

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      Nemanja Boškov 

      6 years ago from Serbia

      This was fantastic! I love intelligent jokes like this, and you are a joke teller extraordinaire :)

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      You are right on the mark, Pinkchic18, and thanks for finding this. Let me know what you think of the other jokes, too. :)

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      Sarah Carlsley 

      6 years ago from Minnesota

      Laughter is the best medicine :) Thanks!

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Thanks for appreciating this 'zinger,' Kelly. I call it my philosophical joke because usually one has to ponder over it for a moment or two to get the full meaning. Love that expression, but don't believe for a minute that you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. You m'luv, could put the machete to shame. Trust me.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Paradise. If Brad didn't have enough sense to answer Angie with the statement, "Two words," then he doesn't deserve her. Right?

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      Kelly Umphenour 

      6 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Wow! Ok now that was a zinger! LOL I really had to think about it for a minute! haha! I never claimed to be the sharpest tool in the shed but I love a good joke!

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      Paradise7 

      6 years ago from Upstate New York

      I hope the guy had enough sense to lie, and say, "Two words!" Make the lady's day. LOL, friend, keep 'em coming!

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Laughter does make the world go 'round, doesn't it, Alastar? So those names appear familiar to you, my friend. Can't imagine who in the world you are thinking of. Heh, heh. Thanks for the visit.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Feline. So you love those two affectionate kittens? Me, too. You have such good taste.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Thank you, Alicia. Glad you found this funny. I like that cat photo, too - it's one of my favorites.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Now you got me laughing, bp. A service to humanity? What an admirable concept. Thank you, m'dear - and also for the 'very funny.'

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Oh, amillar, fortunately for Angie, his name was Brad. But how very clever you are! Course I already knew that.

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      Alastar Packer 

      6 years ago from North Carolina

      Haha Drbj! That is a good one! Amazing the power - has to completely change a situation for the better! Something about those names too, hmmm what could it be?

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Happy to know that all is well and thriving with you, Jim. Although it's almost more than I need to know! Heh, heh.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      It was my pleasure to provide a great laugh, Steph. Any time!

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Dear Ruby - As long as you got the 'point,' you will pardon the expression, then all is well. Hmmmmmmmm?

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Thank you, Pamela, for appreciating the funnier things in life. And thanks, m'dear, for the 'clever.'

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Delighted I made your day, Martie. Mission accomplished! Was Brad boasting or complaining? Dunno, guess we'll just have to ask Angie. Happy Monday!

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      Feline Prophet 

      6 years ago

      Love the picture of the kitties! :)

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      So happy to crack you up, CM. Makes me feel it's all worthwhile. Especially if I can make you laugh on such a grey and chilly afternoon. It's a little cooler here, too, down from the 80s to 78 degrees. Heh, heh.

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Thank you, Angelia, you're very kind.

      I find, m'dear, if I am able to induce smiles then I can't help but be smiling myself. It's contagious. So you are reminded of the pig's tail? Can't imagine why you see a connection (snicker, snicker).

    • drbj profile imageAUTHOR

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Thank you, Becky, this funny joke has long been one of my favorites. I see it as naughty but nice.

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      Linda Crampton 

      6 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      I am sorry about the loss of your friend, drbj. Your hub was very funny, and I loved the cat photo too!

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      breakfastpop 

      6 years ago

      Funny...very funny and voted that way. These hubs are a service to humanity..

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      amillar 

      6 years ago from Scotland, UK

      I’m confused drbj. Is his name Brad or Lee?

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      The Frog Prince 

      6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      drbj - Being only 61 I can answer it's two words :)

      The Frog

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      Stephanie Hicks 

      6 years ago from Bend, Oregon

      LOL!! Thanks for a great laugh!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      6 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Smart woman Angelita, I had to read it twice to separate the word in-frequently. HaHa..Good one...

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      Pamela Oglesby 

      6 years ago from Sunny Florida

      Very clever and so funny!

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      Martie Coetser 

      6 years ago from South Africa

      Haaaaa-hahahahaha!

      Oh my goodness...

      What shall we say... he-he...

      So we never know what they mean... are they boasting or complaining?

      drbj, you've made my day!

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      CMHypno 

      6 years ago from Other Side of the Sun

      You crack me up drbj! Thanks for the laugh on a grey and chilly afternoon.

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      femmeflashpoint 

      6 years ago

      Doc,

      My sympathies on the loss of your friend. :(

      I'm also happy that you're managing to still induce smiles even if you're not necessarily feeling like wearing one yourself.

      I read this one and couldn't help being reminded of the pig's tail. (Wink!)

      femme

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      Becky Katz 

      6 years ago from Hereford, AZ

      I like this one. Very funny.

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