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National Humor Month Funny Short Joke Number Four

National Humor Month Funny Short Joke Number Four
I don’t want you to think that my jokes will only make fun of senior citizens, older lovers, and guys on vacation - like funny jokes Number One, Two and Three. Oh, no! This is an equal opportunity series and no one is exempt. Everyone will get the opportunity to be ridiculed and reviled. That’s only fair. The next subject is a beautiful young woman whose ‘porch light is not lit.’
Funny Joke Number Four
A lovely young lady whose principal attribute is her beauty goes to an interview for an entry- level office position. The interviewer, who knows very little about the illegal personal questions one should not ask, begins like this:
“It is a pleasure to meet you, Miss. Would you tell me your age, please?"
After counting carefully on her fingers for about a minute, the young woman replies, “Uh, I’m twenty-one.”
The interviewer is surprised by her hesitation but continues with his questioning. “This position requires, among other things, that the applicant is able to reach the highest file cabinets. Would you please tell me how tall you are?”
“I’m not certain. Do you have a measuring tape by any chance?” she asks.
“Yes, I have this small advertising specialty measuring tape I keep in my desk drawer. Will that do?”
“Perfect. Thank you.” She takes off her shoes, places one end of the tape under one foot and extends the other end to reach the top of her head. “I am five foot three.”
At this point, the interview has been less than productive so the interviewer decides to ask her a simple question - one that she will not have to count or measure in order to answer. “Just to confirm the accuracy of our records, would you please tell me your name?”
For about twenty seconds, the young woman sits quietly mumbling something under her breath to herself. At the same time she is bobbing her head as if listening to music. She then replies, “Penelope. My name is Penelope.”
Completely perplexed by her behavior, the interviewer asks, "Could you tell me, what were you doing when I asked you your name?"
"No problem," she replies. “I was just remembering the words to that song: 'Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear . . . “
Funny Quote
“She was what we used to call a suicide blond - dyed by her own hand.” – Saul Bellow
Disclaimer: The name, Penelope, does not pertain, apply to nor represent any sentient human being, living or deceased or in a cryogenic state. Promise.
© Copyright BJ Rakow, Ph.D. 2012. All rights reserved. Author, "Much of What You Know about Job Search Just Ain't So."
'If I Only Had a Brain' from The Wizard of Oz
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Comments
I shall move to a new country. Where they have multiple wives and marry Penelope. My wife will love her.
O, dear. Every time I hear one of these blonde jokes I cackle. And to think..I was a blond till I was about thirty. All that time people were laughing at me. And to that I say, if they are laughing at ME they are giving someone else a rest.
Thanks for the laffs...Sending Angels your way :) ps
Some of my favorite jokes are about blondes.....of course, because they don't offend me!! Also, I have blonde friends, and they crack me up, even when they're not telling jokes!!........Great funny hub!
I'm still laughing. I wonder, did she get the job? They could always use her as a door stop. :)
Well done on finding a 'blonde joke' not often heard, at least I hadn't heard it before. Thanks for the laughs, yet again.
Happy Birthday dear President?
I have no sympathy with blonds being scapegoats; how dare they look so sexy and keep all eyes on them? They must suffer :)))
Voted up and very funny :))
drbj, you are the Queen of Puns :)
Oh yes another' Up up and away' for this one.
I share your jokes with Dai when he comes home so I am sure that many of his passengers throughout the day will be hearing them too.
He's a Taxi Driver by the way.
Take care and enjoy your Easter weekend.
Eddy.
Giggle! :D
I thought I just left that dummy in the car I crashed into in front of my on the four lane highway of Hell back in joke number three. Thank goodness is was Madonna and not this twit, or was it? maybe that's Maddonas middle name Penelope. A scary thought indeed, btw I've interviewed a few air heads like her in my time, I had to burst their balloon and send them to my competitors to be hired and they did. ha ha ha.
Yes, but drbj, did she get the job? This is hilarious and timely. I am at a loss as to what is takes to get a job today in STL. I'm presentable (on interviews anyway), speak well, display enthusiasm even when the job entails taking the boss lady's dogs to the groomer, picking up dry cleaning and prescriptions along with receptionist duties for $22,000/year. Yet, "I wasn't a perfect match". Although the smart interviewers won't hint at the fact I am now long-term unemployed and no spring chicken, knowing it is not my resume or experience level, I can only ascertain my conclusions from what I know. But, I cannot change my age or the cause of my layoff, which leaves me feeling like I'm up shit creek without a paddle. I have no choice but to keep trying. Hmmmm, maybe it's the blonde in me?
This silly little poem reminds me of the one where the dumb blonde uses "white-out" to erase her mistakes on her computer screen. Funny as usual.
Funny! Diversity makes for equal enjoyment in humor. Thanks for the laughter in my day.
An elderly woman calls her doctor's office, crying.
"You told me I needed to take my new medication for the rest of my life," she sobs to her doctor.
"Yes. What about it?"
"It says 'no refills'", she wails.
LOL the next time I forget my name will try the Happy Birthday song...:)
Dyed by her own hand- ha, ha. The old ones are the good ones, drbj. Love the happy birthday to you ...riff.
I am wondering the same thing as always...Did she get the job? Up and funny.
HaHa, Did she get the job? Hee..Funny and i loved it..
I have know some blondes like that. LOL! Funny joke again today - nice to start the day with a laugh.
To be honest with you, this had happened to me a couple of times where I had forgotten my name. Voted up!
Haha At least I can remember my name even though I try to forget how old I am.
What would we do without you to perk us all up :)
I've known people like that girl. I've even been people like her on occasion, but only when I have had a little too much to drink. Thanks for a nice morning giggling fit. These jokes are a tonic.
Hey I was actually impressed 'she' could read a tape measure! lol That is a new one - now I will have a trick to help MY kids remember their names! hahaha!
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