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Funny Short Joke about Horny Pigs
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National Humor Month Funny Short Joke about Horny Pigs
Let’s start this short funny joke about pigs with a riddle:
There are twenty-four pigs in a field and six goats as well. Lightning strikes four goats and one pig. How many animals are left in the field? See the answer at the end of the joke. :)
Funny Joke about Horny Pigs
Listen my friends, come gather around,
I’ll tell you the story of Farmer Brown.
He bought twelve pigs at a livestock sale.
All twelve pigs were strong, healthy and hale.
Brown did not notice during the auction occasion
ALL the pigs he bought were of the female persuasion.
Then he thought of his buddy, Farmer Gray
Who owned a farm just a few miles away.
He might be the answer, Farmer Brown swore,
‘Cause you can’t raise more pigs without a boar.
Asking for help made Farmer Brown nervous,
But Farmer Gray’s hogs could be of service.
So he gave him a call with a proposition,
On any new piglets he’d pay a commission.
A profitable deal the two of them struck:
Farmer Brown would bring his pigs over in his truck.
The next day Brown loaded his pigs inside
And drove his truck for the three mile ride.
When he got to Gray’s farm he unloaded his pigs.
They were giddy and happy – excited as kids.
Do you think they knew they were going to mate?
They were all very anxious – it was a first date.
What a day they had, randy as dogs,
As they mated with Farmer Gray’s hogs
Farmer Brown had never raised pigs before to mate,
“How will I know,” he asked, “if they’re in a pregnant state?
What should I look for? How long should I wait?”
“That is very simple,” said Farmer Gray,
“Look for unusual behavior each day.”
So the next morning Brown examines the pigs in his pen
But all seems normal – the females are docile again.
He loads them in his truck for a second loving session.
The pigs spend the day mating with no exception.
On the third day Brown is so tired he can’t get out of bed,
So he turned to his sweet wife and this is what he said:
“Be a dear, look out the window and please tell me what you see.”
“Eleven pigs,” she says, “in the back of your truck singing with glee.”
"And the twelfth pig,” Farmer Brown asks, “where the devil is she?”
“In the front seat, behind the wheel . . . trying to turn the key!”
Answer to Riddle: Did you say twenty-five? Nope! There are thirty animals in the field. Even though five animals were struck by lightning, they are all still in the field.
Let's get this show on the road!
Funny Quote: “You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it’s impossible, and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!” – Will Rogers
© Copyright BJ Rakow, Ph.D. 2012. All rights reserved. Author, "Much of What You Know about Job Search Just Ain't So"