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National Humor Month Funny Short Joke Number Twenty

Updated on August 25, 2012

To each his own

National Humor Month Funny Short Joke Number Twenty

I promised at the beginning of this month which is National Humor Month – really, it is – to publish a funny short joke every day if possible. I wrote twenty and will conclude the series with this one. Temporarily!

Hope you have enjoyed the ride as I have, remembering and rewriting these jokes – even producing some in poetic format.

Funny Riddle: There is a seven-letter word in the English language that contains ten different words without rearranging any of its letters. What is the word? See the answer at the end of the joke.

Funny Joke Number Twenty

Billy Bob Buffett is a successful, wealthy American businessman who flies to Japan to meet with investors. When he lands in Tokyo, he pays a visit to the American Embassy. The Ambassador warns him that terrorist threats have been escalating, and it would be wise to hire a personal bodyguard.

“Where can I find the best security service?” he asks. That would be Bates Bodyguards he is told, and he is given directions to its location nearby. Billy Bob takes a taxi to that address and is greeted by a slender elderly gentleman dressed in traditional robes, with long white hair and a long white, wispy beard.

“’Ogenki desuka’ – how are you?” he says, “I am Master Bates, the founder of Bates Bodyguards. The Ambassador phoned me and I can show you three superior bodyguards. You choose one you like most.”

He then claps his hands twice and calls out, “’Ichi’ – Number One.” A six-foot Samurai swordsman strides in and is introduced as Bruce Li. The old man opens a large glass jar and frees a small, common housefly. Immediately, the swordsman slashes through the air with his weapon as fast as lightning, and neatly slices the fly in half.

“Wow, that is very impressive,” says Billy Bob, “I can’t go wrong with Bruce Li.”

“’Iie’ – No, wait a moment, please,” replies the Master. “Now I show you ‘ni’ – Number Two.”

Number Two enters. He is as big as a Sumo wrestler and is introduced as Jackie Chin. The old man releases a second fly. In an instant, with two very precise moves, the fly is cut into four tiny pieces.

“That is unbelievable,” says Billy Bob, “I’ll take Jackie Chin.”

“’Iie’ – No, you should not choose until you see ‘san’ – Number Three.”

Number Three walks in and looks nothing like his two imposing, muscular compatriots. He is rather scrawny and height-challenged and looks like he could use a good meal. His name is Kerry Oki. Billy Bob is disappointed.

Now the old man releases a third fly, and whoosh goes Kerry Oki’s sword. But, wait, what is this? The tiny fly is still moving!

“So what is so special about Number Three?” says Billy Bob. “The fly is still alive.”

“Oh, ‘hai’ – Yes,” replies the inscrutable Master Bates. “Fly is still alive. But he never ever make love again!”

Funny Quote

“A lot of people ask me when I do a stunt, 'Jackie, are you scared?' Of course I'm scared. I'm not Superman.” – Jackie Chan

Answer to Riddle

The word is “therein.” The ten words are the, there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, herein and therein.

© Copyright BJ Rakow, Ph.D. 2012. All rights reserved. Author, "Much of What You Know about Job Search Just Ain't So"

Young Jackie Chan

Jackie Chan films

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      Mary Strain 5 years ago from The Shire

      DRBJ, I love Jackie Chan, but I had no idea he wasn't using a stunt double for these. Ow-ee!! Cute joke and awesome Chan footage. Thanks for sharing!

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      Pamela Oglesby 5 years ago from United States

      Still laughing. The Jackie Chan video was great. Thanks for an awesome joke day.

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Happy Funny April 30th. You did it!

      The Frog

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      amillar 5 years ago from Scotland, UK

      Thank you for a month of hilarity drbj. While we're on the subject of flies, here's one from me.

      Question: How do you make an elephant fly?

      Answer: Firstly, get a zip about a yard long...

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Wow! That number three was good, and Jackie Chan is amazing. Thank's for the laugh, another gooden'

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      anndavis25 5 years ago from Clearwater, Fl.

      Loved the jokes. The kind that cheers me up.

      Question: drbj...is that Dr. Betty Jones, Dr. Bobby Jones? Which gender?

      Aren't you glad the challenge is over? But it was fun for us.

      Chan is missing an oar.

      Up, funny, awesome.

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      Dianna Mendez 5 years ago

      Love the riddle on the word therein. Also, Jackie Chan is one of my favorite marshall arts actors. He is so funny but produces entertaining movies. I see that he is now making commercials, good choices for him as an older actor, but it means he's heading towards retirement. Thanks for the posted humor.

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      Paradise7 5 years ago from Upstate New York

      Love the joke, and that Jackie Chan--crazy-brave. You couldn't pay me enough to try anything like that. It all looked like it hurt!

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      Becky Katz 5 years ago from Hereford, AZ

      Another funny, awesome hub. I blew it on the word. The joke was great. The video is awesome.

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      Feline Prophet 5 years ago from India

      Thanks for all the wonderful jokes, drbj! Must you fly now?

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      Linda Crampton 5 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      I love the riddle, drbj! This is another one to tell my students. The Jackie Chan video is impressive, too. Thank you very much for this month of jokes - they've been so enjoyable!

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      Christopher Antony Meade 5 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      Ouch!!! I felt that joke in a place where I am more used to feelings of a different nature.

      The riddle was very good, but too much for my pre-breakfast brain to work out.

      Thanks for this brilliant series. UNESCO should make your HubPages a Site of International Importance.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, molly. Me, too. Jackie is one of my favorites and one of the most acrobatic, daring athletes I have ever watched. True, he does - or did - all his own stunts and broke numerous bones. Perhaps he also has a death wish?

      Thanks, m'dear, for enjoying the joke and the film video.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Delighted you are stll laughing, Pamela, and that I provided an awesome joke day - one of my favorite things to do. Jackie has long been one of my favorites not just because of his awesome stunts but his comic timing as well.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Yes, Frog, I said I would do it and I did it! Thanks for the recognition. And Happy May 1st to you. Did you get any May Day baskets on your doorstep?

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      Hillary 5 years ago from Atlanta, GA

      That was a good one doc! Love that Jackie too :)

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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      You have no idea how much I look forward to your jokes and your riddles. Up and funny.

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      Gustave Kilthau 5 years ago from USA

      Good Doctor bj - High scores here! (as usual)

      and to think that Kerri Oki did his emasculation without even unzipping the fly's genes. That now soprano-buzzing fly went out into the world diminished save for his new and very macho cowboy name, "Ol' Blue Genes."

      (drbj - the above is known as "payback.")

      Gus :-)))

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, amillar, you are most welcome for this month of hilarity. Entirely my pleasure. Delighted this encouraged you to share your 'elephant fly' joke with me. Very funny! You know I'll find a way to use it. Thank you, my friend.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      'Hai', Ruby, Kerry Oki was pretty sharp (that's a joke, sis), wasn't he? So happy you had a laugh with this, and that you are a fellow fan of one of my idols, Jackie Chan.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      What a treat for me, Ann, to write the kind of jokes that cheer you up. My pleasure, m'dear. Yes, it was a challenge but I'm usually up for them. Within reason. Thanks for the Up, funny and awesome.

      To answer your 'gender' question, read my "Comments and Traffic" hub - it provides the answer.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, teaches. Thanks for loving the riddle and enjoying the humor. I always admired Jackie for his effortless but often death-defying stunts, and his flair for comedy. I have seen him in TV commercials, too, which are certainly a safer venue for him these days.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Paradise, that Jackie Chan has always been a wild and crazy guy when it came to stunts. I'm with you. No amount of money could influence me to risk my life like that. He broke a number of very important bones! Thanks for loving the joke.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Happy you enjoyed this funny joke and the awesome video, Becky. Don't worry about the riddle; I won';t tell anyone. Promise.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      My pleasure, Feline, to provide the 'wonderful' jokes. Thanks for your continuous presence. And I'll try not to 'fly' too far away, Your Cleverness.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      By all means, Alicia, share this riddle with your students. Depending on their age, you may have to give them a clue first. Like saying, the word begins with 'th'.

      Happy you enjoyed Jackie's video and the month of jokes. My pleasure, my dear.

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      Mary Hyatt 5 years ago from Florida

      I knew I would never do the riddle, and I didn't! I loved the joke, hope I can remember it to tell my friends. Great Hub. Now I wonder what will you do with your spare time now that the jokes are over. (or are they?)

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Strange, isn't it, christopher, how that joke seems to affect guys in a particular way. :) Don't worry about not solving the riddle. It's difficult even on a full stomach.

      What a lovely, gracious comment about UNESCO citing my Hubs as a 'Site of International Importance. You make my day, m'dear!

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Thank you, Hilary, for loving my 'fly' joke AND Jackie Chan. They are two of my favorites!

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      You have no idea, Patti, how much I enjoy learning that you have looked forward to my jokes and riddles. Thank you, m'luv, and for the Up and funny, too.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      I knew I should have collaborated with you first, Gus, before attempting to write this joke. Your lines are so much funnier than mine. Your humorous "payback." is welcome, my friend - any time!

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      sheila b. 5 years ago

      Great riddle! Liked the joke, too - especially the names.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Your friends will love the joke, mary. If you forget a line, just give me a ring. Don't sweat not getting the riddle - it IS a difficult one, m'dear.

      What will I do next? Wish I knew. Waiting for inspiration y'know. And I will publish a joke from time to time. Trust me.

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      Dolores Monet 5 years ago from East Coast, United States

      Hi, drbj - do you really make these jokes up? You are so clever! And you always make me laugh and give a lift to my day. (Love Jackie Chan movies)

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      How nice to have you visit, Dolores. To answer your question: some of the jokes I create, some of the old ones I revise (drastically), and some of them I turn into verse. Delighted to give you a laugh and a lift. I love Jackie, too.

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      Alastar Packer 5 years ago from North Carolina

      Ha ha drbj- you saved the best for last! But you'll be back for many encores we hope. Speaking of Bruce and Jackie, when we would show the late show kung-fu features if the film broke and melted on screen our boisterous patrons would howl and scream for blood like they were in the Roman Coliseum. We never locked the projection room doors though, their bark was much worse than their bite.

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      Mohan Kumar 5 years ago from UK

      drbj, I've always loved Jackie Chan's stunts and his brand of innocent almost childlike humour. As for Bruce Li, Jackie Chin and Kerry Oki... I am trying not to laugh but you're killing me!

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      Rosemary Sadler 5 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

      Still laughing at the joke, That Kerry Oki is some guy Lol. The word 'therein' I missed one. The jackie Chan's stunts are amazing.

      Thank you again for another great laugh

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      Holle Abee 5 years ago from Georgia

      Wow - that's quite a swordsman! Thanks for the chuck!

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      James A Watkins 5 years ago from Chicago

      Hilarious joke! Great riddle too. Thanks for the laugh and the fun. It is always a pleasure to read one of your Hubs. The quality is consistently outstanding. :-)

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      Derdriu 5 years ago

      DrBJ, What a belly-laughing amusing, entertaining, funny, hilarious, humorous funny short joke which is both funny and short! The answer to the riddle and the Kerry Oki (what a name!) reaction are completely unexpected. Additionally, I really enjoyed the countdown of Jackie Chan stunts.

      Respectfully, and with many thanks for your sense of humor oh HubPages Resident Most Excellent Venerable Sage, Derdriu

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      QudsiaP1 5 years ago

      Ha! This was hilarious! :)

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Alastar - delighted you believe this joke is the 'best for last.' It's one of my favorites, too. Yes, I'll pop one out every once in a while - just for laughs.

      Thanks for sharing that anecdote about the wild, crazy fans at the Bruce and Jackie films. Since you didn't lock the projection room door when film 'melted,' you placed yourself in jeopardy. They could have torn you to pieces.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      You nailed it, Docmo, that's what you and I and his fans love most about Jackie Chan. Not only his incredible athletic ability/stunts but his 'innocent almost childlike humour.' Well said.

      Delighted you enjoyed the names of my protagonists but don't laugh too hard - I wouldn't want to hurt you!

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Rosemary, delighted you enjoyed a great laugh with this joke. Yep, Kerry Oki is my kind of hero. And Jackie Chan has always been beyond amazing with his awe-inducing stunts.

      Don't feel badly about the riddle, m'dear, it IS difficult. Tell it to someone else and when they can't solve it either, you'll feel much better. Trust me.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      My pleasure, Holle, to provide the chuckle. Delighted you enjoyed this. Kerry Oki, by the way, got his early training chopping onions at Benihana.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Been missing you, James. Happy to provide the laugh and the fun of the joke and the riddle. Thanks for your most gracious remarks. 'Consistently outsanding' has to be one of my all-time favorite comments.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Salutations and benedictions to you, Derdriu, from the H.P.R.M.E.V.S. - I love that title! So happy you enjoyed this genuine funny short joke and found it amusing, entertaining, funny, hilarious, and humorous. You can pen PR for me any time.

      Surprising you with the punchline and the answer to the riddle makes my day. Jackie and Kerry both send their regards. Bruce is too busy slicing flies.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Qudsia, thanks for finding this hilarious, oh 'virtuous' one.

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      Kelly Umphenour 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Drbj - I get a joke and a lesson? Well I should be paying you more for the entertainment!

      Happy Day today!! Not sure if you are a Mother? I am in many, many ways:) hahahaha

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Kelly. Payment is not necessary, m'dear. Simple adulation is recompense enough. Delighted I could provide the entertainment.

      Happy belated Mothers Day backatcha from another, shall we say, multi-faceted 'mother.' Hope your day was splendidiferous.

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      John MacNab 5 years ago from the banks of the St. Lawrence

      And therein lies Funny Short Joke number 20. Nice one drbj.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Thank you, John. So glad you stopped by and enjoyed this one. Sayonara.

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Nashville Tn.

      I certainly know where my "happy place" is. Right here!

      You consistently give us all the gift of laughter. Both my face and my tummy needed some exercise before bed. Your outragiously funny jokes do it every time.

      I'll be back for more and I thank you for your quick wit!

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      As soon as I gather some additional outrageous funny jokes, dear Audrey, I will send them along. Thank you for your appreciation, it's my pleasure.

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      Happy Saturday evening, drbj..

      I needed a chuckle tonite..this has been an especailly stress-filled week..I actually try to run from stress but sometimes it overtakes me...so laughter being the best medicine, I am here reading. Thanks, thanks, and thanks. The cartoon at the beginning set the tone...I knew I was going to be smiling.

      That third possible bodyguard was gooooooood...I hope he got the job.

      Happy evening to you Sending you more Angels :) ps

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      So happy, Patricia, I could assist you in providing some humor to overcome your stress-filled week. And you are so right, laughter can be the BEST medicine. If you need another laugh soon, there are 19 more Funny Short Joke hubs and 12 Funny Puns hubs. As well as 30 plus Interviews with Dead Celebrities. Enjoy, m'dear!

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      John MacNab 4 years ago from the banks of the St. Lawrence

      Mmm? Just re-reading again, drbj. I needed a laugh...but I got to thinking....how did they know the fly was male? The bodyguard must have had the eyes of a hawk. Thank you again for my attack of the giggles.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      No thanks necessary, John, for your giggles attack. It is completely my pleasure. Especially that you found your way back here again.

      Yes, the swordsman bodyguard, Kerry Oki, had unbelievable eyesight. His middle name was 'Hawkeye.'

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      Susan Haze 4 years ago from Sunny Florida

      Love the joke and Jackie Chan - it's perfect. Amazing, funny, and up, way up there.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, KKGals, thanks for loving the joke and Jackie. Thanks also for the lovely adjectives and the 'way up there' - that has to be one of my favorite comments!

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      Audrey Hunt 4 years ago from Nashville Tn.

      As soon as I noticed that this very funny short joke was circulating again I had to enjoy a second read. Just wonderful! Just as entertaining as the first time I dived into this. You've made my day a happy one, once again. Hugs.

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      Shil1978 4 years ago

      Oh my, hilarious! Loved the joke, the riddle and the video. Thanks for the laughs, would do my health no harm at all :)

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      What a thrill, Audrey, that you returned once more to enjoy Kerry Oki and his bodyguard colleagues. You made him and me very happy with your return visit. Delighted you were entertained by this again and it is my supreme pleasure, y'know, to make your day happy. Hugs backatcha, m'dear.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Shil - Wow, you loved the joke ... and the riddle ... and the video. You are my kind of Hubbuddy, y'know. Providing the laughs are my pleasure, m'dear. Laughter IS good for your health - among other things, it does give your immune system a jump-start. Trust me.

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      TurtleDog 4 years ago

      Great jokes! Caught this on your twitter feed. The cartoon at the top of the post is great too. Nice work

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, TurtleDog, nice to meet you. Thanks for liking this joke and the cartoon. There are 20 more for you to enjoy and some puns, too. Be my guest!

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      Audrey Selig 4 years ago from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

      Your puns and jokes are hilarious. When I need a good laugh, I know where to go. Love the fly ending by the excellent swordsman. I never knew there was such humor on this site. Voted up and shared.

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      Audrey Hunt 4 years ago from Nashville Tn.

      You've given a "triple play" - great joke, a clever riddle and entertaining video. My sides ache from laughing! Thank you and will be checking out the other 20. Whew!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      What a pleasure to meet (and follow you), brakel. This pun happens to be one of my all-time favorite puns. Delighted you found it hilarious. Thanks for the Up and the sharing.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      You may have established the new record, Audrey, for returning to the scene of the crime - I mean, my punny hub. So happy I provided you with laughter - hope your sides are recovering. Love ya, m'dear.

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      I do not know how I missed this one...it is too funny. Today is a great day for a laugh...you know how some days are just like that!!!???

      Thanks for the chuckle...Angels are on the way ps

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      I know too well exactly what you mean, Patricia. So I am happy you read this in time. You are welcome, m'dear, 'tis my pleasure. BTW, of the 20 jokes I wrote, this one with Kerry Oki is my favorite.

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      Audrey Hunt 4 years ago from Nashville Tn.

      I'm b-a-c-k! For the 4th time...had to come back again. This time it was for the "kerry oki." This had me laughing out loud again and again.

      Do they make 'em any better than you? Nah!

      You're absolutely the best!

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      Peg Cole 4 years ago from Dallas, Texas

      Funny all the way around. Wow, that was a really young Jackie Chan and what made it even funnier were the dubbed in sound effects and translation. Really, he has some interesting moves. That joke was great. Just what I needed to start my day.

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      Don A. Hoglund 4 years ago from Wisconsin Rapids

      Here's a joke I heard at a Bluegrass festival:

      A man walks into an old west saloon and starts bragging about what a good shot he is with a six-gun.

      Another guy bets hi ten dollars that he can't shoot he hat off of the piano player. Well he lines up his gun and shoots off the players hat.

      "Well I bet you twenty that you can't shoot off his cuff links. So he shoots two quick shots and off go the cuff links and the piano player keeps right on playing.

      When he went to reload the cylinder got jammed. The bartender told him to take the gun in the back room and put it in the lard barrel and wipe the grease all around it.

      Will, that fix the cylinder?" he asked.

      "Then why should I do that?"

      "Well," the bartender said. " I just know what Mr. Wyatt Earp is going to do with that gun just as soon as he finishes playing the piano."

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      Dolores Monet 4 years ago from East Coast, United States

      Always good to read one of your humor hubs! (I remember watching Jackie Chan movies with the kids - so much fun. He must be in his early 60's now. I guess he's not going to be hopping around using a ladder as a weapon anymore)

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      What a thrill to see you again, Audrey. Since you had the courage to visit this joke not once, not twice, not thrice (?), but four times, you win the Perpetual Follower Award for the year. The handsome gold statuette which resembles the Oscar having birth pains will be shipped to you via Fed UP (the company that resulted from Fed Ex merging with UPS).

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Peg, good to see you here. I must have seen every film Jackie made including those in the beginning made in Hong Kong with really amateurish English dubbing. He is really clever with his unbelievably athletic moves and his charming manner. Thanks for the visit, m'dear, and enjoying the joke.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Thank you, Don, for that great Wyatt Earp joke - it is truly a classic and I appreciate your sharing it. Now I can't wait to spring it on someone myself.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      So you are a Jackie Chan fan, too, Dolores? Some of his moves and stunts in his films were breathtaking. And I know that he broke a number of bones doing them because he never used a stunt double. Thanks for the visit, m'luv.

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