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30 Funny Cool Status for Facebook & Twitter

Updated on March 24, 2011

Brighten up your social networking with these Funny Status Messages I have seen online. These funny and clever lines will work well for your Facebook and Twitter status messages and other social media profile.

30 Funny & Cool Facebook Status

1. remember the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.

2. is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update.

3. Some days, you just don't have enough middle fingers ya know?

4. iTunes just suffered a major melt down. I now have noTunes.

5. has been modified from his original version. He has been formatted to fit your Screen.

6. if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrehea...does that mean one person enjoys it?

7. I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.

8. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

9. My children are quiet. They've either figured out how to play together nicely, or have killed each other.

10. is havingtrou blewithhis spacebar.

11. Sorry to hear about the whole “losing your mind thing.” But I know you pretty well and I don’t think you’ll miss it.

12. if you have noticed this notice you will hav noticed that this notice isn't worth noticing.

13. I sleep better naked...why can't the flight attendant understand this?

14. Why isn't there some cheap and easy way to prove how much she means to me?

15. Wouldn't it be good if Ctrl+Alt+Del worked for ex husbands.

16. is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

17. is .ʇı ʎuǝp oʇ ʎɹʇ ʇ,uop .ʍou ʇɥbıɹ ʎɐʍɐ puıɯ ɹnoʎ buıʍo1q

18. is walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper.

19. thinks copy & paste is the greatest invention ever thinks copy & paste is the greatest invention ever thinks copy & paste is the greatest

20. Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped

Funny Status for Facebook & Twitter Messages

21. its so simple to be wise. just think of something stupid to say and don't say it.

22. Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.

23. People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason.

24. I am STUPID: Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

25. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

26. one day a chicken croxed the road and met james bond and said what's your name?? james bond... what's yours??..ken chick ken

27. thinks that happiness is a failure to understand how bad things really are.

28. is wondering if less means more, then think how much more, would more be?

29. is poking you with a spork.

30. Hey students, I encouraged you to join the amazing race. Take note, Its not just a race. It's amazing.


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      Vaman 2 years ago

      boys have sense of humour, girls have sense of rumour

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      Akshay shyara 3 years ago

      #Being cool is my attitude........@#cool

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      ankur 3 years ago

      i'm always cool...

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      Salma 3 years ago

      Lmao XD

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      biday 3 years ago


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      collins 4 years ago

      Pin:29e07ec9. THis is boring

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      ranveer 4 years ago

      Image is life !!

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      Lelel 4 years ago

      Lol truly funny XD