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Teacher Quotes That Make You Giggle
Some days you can't do anything right. | Source
Funny teacher quotes and sayings
I like a teacher that gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. ~ Lily Tomlin
There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July and August. ~ Unknown
A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor and makes far less money. ~ Unknown
By choosing to be a teacher, you have entered an emotionally dangerous profession. ~ Unknown
Teaching is the greatest act of optimism. ~ Colleen Wilcox Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. ~ Hector Berlioz
Teachers are the only professionals who have to respond to bells every forty-five minutes and come out fighting. ~ Frank McCourt
As long as
teachers give test there will always be prayer in schools. ~ Unknown It is a miracle that curosity survives formal education. ~ Albert Einstein
Often when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number. ~ Unknown
Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. ~ Winston Churchill
A self taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. ~ Henny Youngman
For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn much. ~ W. C. Stellar
Children are like cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. ~ Dr. Haim Ginott
The best teacher of children, in brief, is one who is essentially childlike. H. L. Mencken
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills. ~ Minna Thomas Antrim
Learning can be a colorful experience | Source
Funny Quotes by Teachers
If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home. ~ Anonymous
I'm a teacher. How's that for super power? ~ Unknown
They may forget what you day, but they will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Unknown
Don't set your wit against a child. ~ Johnathan Swift
Treat your students the way you want to be treated. ~ Unknown
The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents is because it helps me to forgive their children. ~ Louis Johannot
All learning begins with the simple phrase: "I don't know". ~ Unknown
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them to count is best. ~ Bob Talbert
Challenge of the day: Find something good in everyone. ~ Unknown
The work can wait while you show the child the rainbow, but the rainbow won't wait while you do the work. ~ Patricia Clafford
Open a mind, inspire a child. | Source
Short and Sweet Teacher Quotes and Sayings
Teaching: Living on the edge of insanity.
Discover wildlife - Teach school
Without teachers, life would have no class.
You can tell if it’s a full moon without ever looking outside.
2 teach is 2 touch lives 4 ever.
Teachers have class.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
You have 25 people who accidentally call you Mom/Dad at one time or another.
You can eat a multi-course meal in under 25 minutes.
You can't scare me, I'm a teacher.
Teaching is a work of the heart.Teacher: the child's third parent.
Teachers make little ones count.
Teachers Motto: If all else fails, pray for a fire drill.
I touch the future. I teach.
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
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