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GURUvin" DUDE

Updated on May 28, 2012

Eschew secrecy,

.........................and private clubs.

......................................................all political parties,

....................................................................................and freaky back rubs.

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GURUvin' DUDE

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Regard all sentient beings,

.........................................as though they were your only child.

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Always check the wind,

..................................before you urinate in the wild.

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~GURUvin' DUDE~

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On politics and religion,

....................................I can’t swap useless data cheek to cheek.

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I charge $100 per hour of “discussion”.

............................................................Two hundred if you choose to speak.

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~GURUvin' DUDE~

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    • Dim Flaxenwick profile image

      Dim Flaxenwick 

      6 years ago from Great Britain

      Well done for keeping your sense of humour.

      Up and funny.

    • Timothy Donnelly profile image

      Timothy Donnelly 

      6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Michael,

      Just visited your website at BicycleInn.com, and am downright impressed. I wish you (and those closest to your cares) all the best!

      One of your best quotes I have so far come across is "Without a kindred spirit, A soul cannot cope." Man, does that sound real! God bless you, brother.

    • meow48 profile image

      meow48 

      6 years ago from usa

      thanks for this, way cool. take care.

    • Petra Vlah profile image

      Petra Vlah 

      6 years ago from Los Angeles

      So good to see you again Micky with the same wit and sense of humor.

    • Pearldiver profile image

      Rob Welsh 

      6 years ago from Tomorrow - In Words & NZ Time.

      Nice One Micky Dude!

      Hahaha... Where do I pay??

      Glad you're still shining sonny! Take care.. PD

    • Dim Flaxenwick profile image

      Dim Flaxenwick 

      6 years ago from Great Britain

      You try to fool us, don´t you,? but the truth is you are a genius.

    • KT Banks profile image

      KT Banks 

      6 years ago from Texas

      Yay! Love this hub.

    • Elenin profile image

      Elenin 

      6 years ago from So Cal

      Thinking IS the best way to travel.

    • The Suburban Poet profile image

      Mark Lecuona 

      6 years ago from Austin, Texas

      Ha ha.... $200 to listen to our drivel... nice... good to see you with a sense of humor along with the deep thoughts.

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