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Gentlemen Help Ladies With Doors Unless (limerick)

Updated on June 23, 2013

Once driving my wife got real sore

‘cause I didn’t help her with door

The man that I am

Came out in this scam

I left her and swam for lake’s shore


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      rose-the planner 3 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

      This is too clever, lol! Thank you for sharing. (Rose)

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      Randi Benlulu 3 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      lol. How do you think of all of these?!

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      wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

      Good laugh for start of work week.

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      Shauna L Bowling 3 years ago from Central Florida

      A formidable woman is she!

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Well, I guess the question is: how long can she tread water? LOL

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      Cat 3 years ago from New York

      That's a tough one! lol... gotta love the lake! :D

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      Beth37 3 years ago

      You're looking especially good in that pic my friend. ;)

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      Thomas Silvia 3 years ago from Massachusetts

      Thanks for sharing this my friend ! :-)

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      Shannon 3 years ago from Texas

      And what a man you are. Her hero sought escape. LOL. How do you come up with these night after night?

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      drbj and sherry 3 years ago from south Florida

      Did you know, Martin, you would be pearl diving?

      Or maybe it was wifey doing the driving.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Martin, if that's you in your black wet leather....forget the stroppy cow!!..I'll be on the next flight out :)). he he...

      Another gem.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

      I found it difficult to get past the picture, but i did and lol....

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      I don't know how you do it, but your limericks are always great.

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii


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      Devika Primić 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      So good in the few lines great idea

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      Tonette Fornillos 3 years ago from The City of Generals

      Haha, it's why gentleman help ladies with doors! Comedy! Thanks Martin :=)

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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      In that case, "every man for himself!"

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Always thinking of number one - himself.

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