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Girls Bored Of Flowers (limerick)

Updated on March 6, 2015

Girls bored of the flowers he buys

And candy is waistline’s demise

Then help him you can

Improve his gift plan

By making sure man knows your size


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      Victor W. Kwok 2 years ago from Hawaii

      Good plan!

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      Deb Hirt 2 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That is the truth! Hoping to see more of you?

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      Mary Craig 2 years ago from New York

      I think this should be in a greeting card! It brings a smile but oh the truth.

      Voted up, funny, and awesome.

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      Dora Weithers 2 years ago from The Caribbean

      Great idea. Thanks for the fun read.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 2 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      A very clever fellow, as always, nicely done. :)

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      travmaj 2 years ago from australia

      Oh yes, very good advice - he's a winner!

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      Ghaelach 2 years ago

      Great victories always had a plan.

      Have a great weekend.

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      Faith Reaper 2 years ago from southern USA

      Wise man!


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      Shauna L Bowling 2 years ago from Central Florida

      Ring size, shoe size, dress size and more. When in doubt, necklaces and bracelets work. Just know the stones your girl prefers. Nothing fake. It'll be spotted in a minute!

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      DJ Anderson 2 years ago

      Oh, this one is super.

      You have a great sense of humor.


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      Anna Haven 2 years ago from Scotland

      That sounds a wise plan indeed. :)