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Glasses Won’t Help (limerick)

Updated on January 30, 2015

They wondered where her brains were at

To date a man ugly as that

To madhouse confined

Where doctors would find

Her love made her blind as a bat


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    • Glenis Rix profile image

      GlenR 

      2 years ago from UK

      :) My bet is she's where the money is. Am I growing cynical, I ask myself.

    • shiningirisheyes profile image

      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      They say true love is blind~

    • David Warren profile image

      David Warren 

      5 years ago from Nevada and Puerto Vallarta

      LOL, thank you for lifting my spirit and putting a smile on my face on this otherwise dreary Monday morning!

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      Cynthia B Turner 

      5 years ago from Georgia

      Lots of fun! Just goes to show, can't just count on your eyes to see what's real.

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      Ahhh...sweet - till she gets LASIK Surgery..lol

    • picklesandrufus profile image

      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Ah....love is blind!!

    • Beth100 profile image

      Beth100 

      5 years ago from Canada

      Beauty comes from within. She obviously sees it. Lovely limmerick!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Well that was good for a chuckle or two. lol

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but YUCK

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      stars439 

      5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      This was so good. You have , and art. God Bless You.

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Her boyfriend may have been as ugly as sin,

      But his sweet, loving kisses made her head spin.

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Uhhummm. I guess it does sometimes...

      :) Have a lovely weekend.

      Angels are on the way to you ....ps

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Very awesome limerick, well done !

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      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Oh yes, I see Mr. Martin is feeling much better! : )

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      Love is blind, they say.

      You have these funny limericks down to a science.

      Good one, Martin!!

      DJ.

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99....Perhaps it was no mistake...she knew how much he did make..his worth was that of a very rich dude...and that definitely put her in the mood...she also worked at the local Clinic...and how she loved a very good " limerick "....kudos Martin !

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      I have friends like that! Up and funny!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Thanks for the great laugh.

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right?

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      europewalker 

      5 years ago

      That was a good one! Very funny.

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      Vinaya Ghimire 

      5 years ago from Nepal

      Nicely done.

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      cleaner3 

      5 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

      Martin .. I am getting hooked on your limericks .. they are sooo awesomme and funny tooo.!

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, Aw, love is truly blind sometimes, is it not!

      Really does make one wonder! hahaha

      God bless you dear friend. In His Love Always, Faith Reaper

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      I am so glad you are back.. I love this one.. I wonder so many times when i see that.. Maybe he has money....what you think?

      blessings dear friend

      Debbie

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