God Must Have Chuckled.
Taking a long look at myself
Sometimes even the finest creative process can have flaws.
God Must Have Chuckled!!
God must have chuckled when he made my features just a couple of guffaws at his latest of creatures.
I'm sure Gabriel giggled as God sculpted my face perhaps there were some tools that his angels misplaced.
Could this cleft in my chin that my mom called a dimple have been the result of bad aim while God struggled, on a Monday I'm sure to form my belly button.
Course he gave me an innie but did he unaware poke one more on my chinny oh, so devil-may-care.
Kirk Douglas was one thing God put him in the movies but "I" never got casted just cause my chin was groovy.
I've studied the bronze Gods all muscle and mass with faces like artwork, bulging pecs, and tight ass,
with steely blue eyes curly blond hair, dark tans that most women drool over their perfect, dream man.
Then I study the mirror viewing God's sense of humour it's a fairly good face void of acne..or tumours.
With hazel green eyes full of depth and awareness and a very strong jaw Thank you God in all fairness.
But the nose is quite native maybe Blackfoot, or Sioux and the hair is so curly there's not much I can do.
Sure my lips are quite nice with a great cupids bow but my ears they don't match one is bigger you know.
My eyebrows at least don't meet over my face that Neanderthal look now extinct from this place.
The rest of my body has done me quite well down below my thin waist God was generous as hell.
I am really quite happy with my gender, and race but next time around take more time on my face!!
I'll give you all the glory and I'll spend less time grooming If you don't start off laughing...
"NEXT TIME MAKE "ME" LESS HUMAN!!!"
© 2009 Matthew Frederick Blowers III