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Good Interviews Are Important To Land A Job (limerick)

Updated on May 29, 2013

I shouted more than ears could scan

I even played tunes on a can

My interview spiel

For job I’m ideal

So they made me real garbage man


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    • FlourishAnyway profile image

      FlourishAnyway 

      5 years ago from USA

      Funny. Do garage men have interviews? Just wondering.

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      Laura Schneider 

      5 years ago from Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minnesota, USA

      I'm currently job-hunting, actually, and needed pick-me-up this morning so I re-read this limerick and that surely did do the trick. There might be hope for me yet!

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      Jackie Lynnley 

      5 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Thanks for the morning smiles!

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That was wonderful!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      lol garbage man. lol

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      livingsta 

      5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Lol...that was funny Martin. Thank you for this. Voted up, funny and Sharing :-)

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      Linda Rogers 

      5 years ago from Minnesota

      Hee Hee~nice limerick. Wasn't expecting the ending :-)

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      Doris James-MizBejabbers 

      5 years ago

      Sounds like our old garbage man before the mechanized trucks.

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      Jose Velasquez 

      5 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      That's a hard job to land. Good job!

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      dreamseeker2 

      5 years ago

      Cute! lol! : ) voted it up!

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Now if the garbage you can strew,

      You'll go far - I am betting on you.

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Clang those lids, buddy, and sing your tune. :)

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      I think they prefer to be called Sanitary Engineers. Ha ha!

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      Frank Atanacio 

      5 years ago from Shelton

      lol this was indeed clever ...

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny one..Hee..

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      Laura Schneider 

      5 years ago from Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minnesota, USA

      Wow, I never saw that ending coming! Great limerick! Thanks for sharing it with us. Voted up, funny, etc.

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Great one.

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      Ghaelach 

      5 years ago

      What you give is what you get.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Hey, the garbage men around here don't do that! :D Funny!!!

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      Victoria Lynn 

      5 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      LOL! Funny. I like the photo, too. The expressions on their faces--funny stuff!

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      Suzette Walker 

      5 years ago from Taos, NM

      That photo is priceless! I love this limerick. It's all in the interview no matter what job you go for. lol

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, wow, bases are loaded on the limericks here :) All great too!

      God bless, Faith Reaper

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