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Goodbye Kiss (limerick)

Updated on January 30, 2015

I knew that it might make her cry

To kiss her and just say goodbye

But then she turned to

A friend that she knew

And asked her just who was that guy


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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      LOL..

      just who did he think he was, anywho?

      haha

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      This certainly brought a smile....

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Now, That I didn't expect!

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      Another great one.

      You are the limerick king!!

      DJ.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Another funny one....

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      Frank Atanacio 

      5 years ago from Shelton

      You are the master in these humous Limericks Mhatter :)

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      5 years ago from Reno NV

      Thank you for the smile to start my morning. Jamie

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      What a downer that was via your confession,

      I guess you never made a lasting impression.

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      Susan Hazelton 

      5 years ago from Sunny Florida

      terrific. up and funny. Still laughing.

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      Graham Lee 

      5 years ago from Lancashire. England.

      Another smile to day Martin. The sun is shining as well.

      Graham.

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      Jackie Lynnley 

      5 years ago from The Beautiful South

      That's just the way it is! lol

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      Eiddwen 

      5 years ago from Wales

      Another great limmerick from the master himself.

      Have a wonderful day.

      Eddy.

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      Very funny and voted that way!

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Another smile to begin my day :) Sending Angels to you this morning...Have a lovely weekend. ps

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Funny!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Good laugh. Thanks for the morning start.

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      One ego deflated - now who's crying?

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      Eric T. Shortridge 

      5 years ago from MidWest

      good stuff! reminded me of Jim Carrey in dumb and dumber :) "I hate goodbyes"

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YssyHNAU8T4

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      My day is complete. Thanks for the laugh.

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      Joanne M Olivieri 

      5 years ago

      You always make me smile with your limericks. I look forward to them :)

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