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Sam Tumblin "Granny's Kicking Fried Chicken!"

Updated on July 25, 2015

Granny's Kicking Fried Chicken by Sam Tumblin

Granny's Kicking Fried Chicken

Sam Tumblin's Own Fried Chicken

Sam Tumblin Frying Chicken!
Sam Tumblin Frying Chicken!

"Granny's Kickin Fried Chicken" short parody by Sam Tumblin

My granny thinks she has the award winning fried chicken

If you ever disagree your butt she’s kicking

Do you know what’s in her batter

That makes your butt seems a little fatter

Salt powdered garlic and onion no dice

Plenty of hot sauce and cayenne to make it spice

Mix in that egg wash the final dump

Now granny going to give it a loving plump

Now she toss it in that bag to make it right

Than let it marinate for the night

Or do you think it’s another secret to make it nice

That makes you grab a chicken leg twice

Maybe her flour is mashed up old rice

Maybe it’s the spoiled milk in her batter

Mixed with seasonings that seemed to clabber

She toss that bag and smile and grin

She say they don’t know where my chicken been

Maybe you thought it was that extra plump

That made that chicken smell like dump

Like it or not it’s all the same

We don’t have her recipe so who’s to blame

My granny thinks she has the award winning fried chicken

If you ever disagree your butt she’s kicking.


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Sam Tumblin's Own Fried Chicken

Sam Tumblin's Finish Product! Hungry?
Sam Tumblin's Finish Product! Hungry?

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      Elsie Hagley 2 years ago from New Zealand

      Yes, you made me hungry, looks very nice. Thanks.

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