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Great Quotes from Church Signs
Have you ever driven past a church sign and chuckled? Oh, the wit and wonder of quick little church sayings - I love it! It brightens my day! Words can be powerful tools that can cheer even a rainy day. Let's explore and share several some bright spots of church signs we have in our local community.
I always marveled at people who have a way with words and great wit. Nowhere else in the local community, is it more evident than on a church billboard.
Journey with me as we see some of the world's best quick quips about Jesus, God, heaven, hell and even your wife's opinion. Pay special attention to the many quotes concerning technology that would not have been pertinent even just five years ago.
Great Church Sign
Great Church Sign
Let go of yesterday. Let today be a new beginning and be the best that you can, and you'll get to where God wants you to be.
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Quotes About Hell on Church Signs
"Read the Bible, Scare the Hell Out of Yourself."
"The Wages of Sin are Death, Repent Before Pay Day."
"Hell Has No Fire Escapes."
"There Will Never Be a Reduction in the Wage of Sin."
"If you think it is hot here, imagine Hell."
"To err is human, to arrrrr is pirate."
"I Believe in Grandpa Adam, Not Grandpa Ape"
Faith is about trusting God when you have unanswered questions.
Unusual Church Signs
Epic Church Signs
Funny and Unique Church Signs
Funny Church Signs
Church Signs Guaranteed to Make You Giggle
Favorite Church Signs and Great Quotes
"Google doesn't have all the answers."
"Read the bible, it will scare the hell out of you."
"Let us help you study for your final exams."
"God so loved the world, that he did not send a committee."
"Try Jesus, if you don't like him, the Devil will take you back."
"If you want to talk to Jesus, try knee-mail."
"If you don't love God, go to Hell."
"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver."
"Download your worries, get on line with God."
"I'm a fool for Jesus, who's fool are you?"
"If your religion will not bring you to church, it will not take you to heaven."
"Cars are not the only thing recalled by their maker."
"We are not Dairy Queen but we do have Good Sundays."
"Be the Person Your Dog Thinks You Are."
"Don't be Snowed Under By Sin, Turn to Jesus."
"What is missing from ch__ch - U R."
∞ "God is Perfect, Only Man Makes Misteaks"∞
If you want to reap financial blessings, you have to sow financially.
I was raised in a Baptist household, went to a Catholic church, lived in a Jewish neighborhood, and had the biggest crush on the Muslim girls from one neighborhood over.
It's not enough to attend church and pray every Sunday; you have to act.
We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world.
Read Uplifting Spritual Material - Study the Bible.
Studying the bible daily can change your life. If you are seeking a book that let's you read a part of the bible and relate it to our daily lives in an uplifting manner, you might consider a book that was recently released by Welby MD, aptly named Speaking Psalms. It is a book that takes each verse of the Psalms and relates the verse directly to real life. This is the first of five books. Each chapter lives the reader with an action statement that uplifts the soul.
Genius is eternal patience.
Overcome Life's Challenges
Life has many challenges all through the day, throughout all chapters of our lives. And yet, when we are driving a simple church sign can bring a smile to our face and uplift our very soul.
Witty quotes, wise words, work great on church signs and driving 60 miles an hour. All of us need more uplifting words than the 2 seconds we spend reading these quick signs. I urge you to pick up the bible, take the time each day to read something that is uplifting or enriching. Let the witty church sign remind you that the bible is important, mediation and praise are important elements of a well balanced life.
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At times our own light goes out and is rekindled by a spark from another person. Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flame within us.
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