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Great Gag Gifts-Have Fun With Farts and Bingo
I was going through my mail the other day and found I had received a Harriet Carter catalogue. For those of you who may not know, Harriet Carter has been selling "distinctive gifts since 1958". It sells many household and garden gadgets that make life easier...or is just sooo cute you can't live without it!
Imagine my delight when I found the "Fanny Bank". Not only do I get a savings bank, but I also get a bonus rude sound maker. I just can't wait to start dropping some coins into this bank. I love the slogan, "Add more loot, hear more toot".
Saving is Such a Pain in the Fanny!
Here is a must-have item for anyone who suffers from allergies and nasal congestion. This amazing device clears your nasal passages without the use of drugs! I can just see myself sitting down to movie with family and friends while using this amazing product.
So much more appealing than the sniffles!
Butler Bath Set
Always wanted a butler, and never could afford one? I know I have. Now you can get your butler, however, he will only serve your toilet. Sit on his head for revenge!
Don't wait for this guy to answer your door!
That's right, it's cold season. Don't you wish you could just rub on a magic lamp and ask the genie to loosen up those clogged nasal passages. Well, here is an item that is almost that easy! (Just don't drown yourself accidentally.)
Wish your nasal congestion away!
Love playing Bingo, but don't feel as if you fit in with the crowd? These masks are just what you need.
Last, but not least, farting slippers. Now no-one will be able to tell if it was you or your slippers. Fart out loud!
For a Farting Good Time!
My children and I were rolling on the floors with some of the comments these items generated. If you want some inexpensive fun, look through the Harriet Carter catalogue next time one unexpectedly shows up at your home!