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The "Grill " of His Dreams.....

Updated on May 21, 2013
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Retired from Med profession, published author/ journalist, Researching Alternative Rx drugs & Disorders. Poems ,Quotes on Life

She would look a lot better... if she was covered...

The " Grill " of his hot and has satisfied his appetite...
The " Grill " of his hot and has satisfied his appetite... | Source

To grill or not to grill.... guess it's a thrill..?

Well I think it is time to buy a new grill....

As the old one is rusted and lost it’s thrill....

So off to the local home improvement store....

Where man can be like a kid in a candy store....

For hours he drooled at all the models....

One had shelves for all the spice bottles....

I can just imagine cooking with this one....

It would make grilling so much fun....

He finally picked the grill of his dreams....

New BBQ tools, grill brush , a new tank ,apron and hat....

And a brand new cover to put over all that.....

We leave the store proud as punch....

And start home to grill our first lunch.....

The food was delicious....then he needed a nap.....

I’ll clean it later , he said with a snap....

And that was the last of the new shiny grill.....

and a few months later...and dirty still....

Guess if I don’t clean it he won’t get another thrill....


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      kjforce 3 years ago from Florida

      CrisSp... aah ..yes the BBQ kings...thank you for the compliment...

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Always the case with the BBQ kings! Very entertaining!

      You have all these from me: Up, funny, awesome, interesting, and sharing!

      Love your wit!

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      thelyricwriter...glad you enjoyed my write and it lightened up your day As I have mentioned before, everything I write is from my everyday life...and right now I have about 20 years worth of material that I haven't even touched !!!! Yes the rain WAS a bit much, however it's been over a week since we have seen rain , and it has been over 90 , at least the humidity went down. Thanks for visiting and all is well, just been a bit overwhelmed past few months so I took a break from writing....have a great week-end

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      Dream On...sorry response took so long, but I have been overwhelmed for a few months....and now in the process of school starting back up...

      As for the " grill " purchased ours at Lowes and yes it has had quite a workout, as my G-son loves to chef up ( an avid " chopped" watcher !!!!

      Although I do not eat meat, mostly veggies but love them grilled !!!

      I hopefully will get back on track soon...thanks for the visit and always

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      Richard Ricky Hale 4 years ago from West Virginia

      Up, funny, awesome, interesting, and shared!! I hope all is well dear KJ. Always GREAT to drop by and read your wonderful work. I needed to lighten the atmosphere anyway. LOL Hope life is treating you kind dear friend. I know you all must be tired of all the rain, wow! I don't remember it raining so much. KJ, thanks for your kind hearted words and I send all my blessings.

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      DREAM ON 4 years ago

      So you have been eating on the new grill and enjoying all the great foods in life.My grill also rusted out and I think we bought the same one.We got it at Walmart and brought it home and it flames up to 500 degrees before I have time to blink. I have burned a few things because our old one would take so long.Not no more Nice juicy steak in 6 minutes flat.I usually burn a few hot dogs just to see what charoal looks like.Awesome hub great humor and so true.

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      epi..thanks for the visit and kind words....

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      epigramman 4 years ago

      Hello my dear KJ - I have always loved your quick wit and your uncanny ability to play with words in such a fun and yet profound way. I have just sent you a card to one of the most beautiful women in the world - that's you and it was a grand day when we met - thank you for your support as well and coming from someone like you - that really means a lot to me - sending you 3 big hugs from Colin and the kitty cats Tiffy and Gabriel at lake erie time ontario canada 3:10pm on a very hot week here by the lake and wishing always for your health and happiness

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      cherylone...thanks for the compliment and the awesome vote..

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      Cheryl Simonds 4 years ago from Connecticut

      kj, you are a wonder. You hit the nail on the head every time. I love reading your stuff. Voted up and awesome.

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      PHILLYDREAMER....WOW...that was cool...Man I think you got mind has been exposed, people are starting to understand where I am coming from...I am so blessed to have such " mind detectives "....thanks for the visit my friend...

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      Jose Velasquez 4 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      Poor grill, now I see why he became gator bait. LOL

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      ARUN KANTI....Thanks for the " happy BBQing "

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      ARUN KANTI CHATTERJEE 4 years ago from KOLKATA

      It gave me a big thrill after reading your dream grill. Thank you for sharing the exciting hub.

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      Wonderful KJ and voted up and shared.

      Have a great weekend.


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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      DDE...You got that right....just a thought ladies, BUT, when was the last time your man looked at you and he does his " grill ?"....

      Introducing a new fragrance at your cosmetic counter.." BBQ "

      thanks for your feed...

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      Devika Primić 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Good thoughts here and most interesting about men and grills. Sounds like grills give men happy moment.

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      Faith Reaper...Thank you so much for the vote and glad you enjoyed it...I just couldn't resist...and Summer has just begun...Oh My !!!!

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, what is it with men and their grills? LOL And you have cleverly written a lot of truth here, especially about the clenaing part.

      Enjoyed this read. So funny and clever as usual.

      Voted up +++ and sharing (well, I can't share at the moment, no buttons showing up on my end, will return!)

      Hugs and love, Faith Reaper