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Guess what Baby??

Updated on April 19, 2013

I'm in love ,but not with you...
So hold back your horses
When we broke up you thought I would die
But all it was...
Was another girl,
You told your friends that I was sick ,
With no hard stick
I told mine that you were an ick,
Not worthy to pick
I said I loved you
And you thought it was a trick,
But guess what baby?!
sniff
My ...hole
a little bit.
You see that
Sh.. snipping
teensy-weensy cheerio
Holds more truth
In its subtle wrinkles
than the
Diarrhea disposals
Your mouth erupts
Everywhere you go.

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    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Hey my dearest friend Debbie:

      At last ,I succeeded to out-speak my mind lol and I am glad it made you lagh lol

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      @ Matt Marvin James.Thanks so much!

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      @ lovedoctor926.Thanks for the visit and comment.Much appreciated!

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      @sarahmoose.Thanks for your input.Sometimes,it is hard to keep mouth shut hehe

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      Michelle Liew 

      5 years ago from Singapore

      Yup, some peeps are a little toxic, James! Hilarious!

    • James-wolve profile imageAUTHOR

      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      @Ghaelach.Thanks so much for stopping by and commented.When lovers split in a dramatic way ,they intend to tell bad things about each others to their friends to justify their breakup:)

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      cleaner3 

      5 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

      James .. your way with words is very good in this one .. ! very funny !

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      lol.. James I am so glad you told her what you thought.. wow..

      you made me laugh.. that's what I felt like saying a few times..lol

      blessings my friend

      Debbie

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      Matthew Marvin Coppedge 

      5 years ago from West Haven, Connecticut

      I couldn't help but laugh, this is great.

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      lovedoctor926 

      5 years ago

      I voted up funny! Lol. Some people can't keep their mouth closed.

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      Sarah Chewings 

      5 years ago from Nottingham, England

      really nice piece of work, many of us have been there!!

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      Ghaelach 

      5 years ago

      Hi James.

      I'm not a poetry man, but this little ditty isn't bad. There doesn't seem to be to much love lost between the two.

      UP and sharing.

      Have a great weekend.

      LOL Ghaelach

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