Handsome Man Seeking Woman - Must Love Animals.
Man Seeks Woman For Love and Long Term Relationship
Good day. I am a handsome man who seeks the companion of a beautiful female for long and lasting relationship. I am a hard working individual who possesses unique skill sets which have made me advance in various work fields and has contributed significantly to my overall personal development. I have completed studies in the Information Technology field and now persisting a career in animal care. I have a built in Viagra so the lucky woman may have to keep up with all the pleasures that will be rushing her way like a tsunami. I am seeking a beautiful woman to love and care for until death do us part. The woman who is lucky enough to have me will be required to have the below attributes.
1. Woman Must Love Animals
The lucky lady who will spend the rest of her life with this tall dark and handsome chap must love animals. She must have a genuine likeness for living with and caring for dogs, cats, birds, fishes, horses, chickens, etc. She must be willing to understand the temperament of each kind of common animals and be able to work with and care for them. She must put the animals interest over her very own and have a vet on speed dial in case of any emergency with any animal in her care. She must be able to do basic health diagnostics on animals to ensure that theey keep up an optimal heath and remain happy.
2. Woman Must Can Cook For Animals
With the downturn in the economy, more people are heading into a frugal kind of living more than anything else. The lucky lady must be able to come up with unique animal recipes, especially dog and cat home made recipe. She must be able to prepare these recipe on a weekly basis. The home made pet food should be delicious and well presentable for even those people who do expensive dining and would consider this home made animal treat a great dish to indulge in.
3. Woman Must Sleep With Animals.
The successful woman should be willing to share her bed with animals. she must allow our dog, cat or any other animal to occupy a space on the bed at nights during sleeping time. If for some reason all the animals decide to sleep on the bed, she must leave that bed to the animals and take up residence on the floor or in the sofa.
4. Woman Must Groom Animals
Woman are natural figures of beauty and care. It is only right for a woman to also groom and care for animals. The lucky lady will have to bath and trim the animals. Claws must be well kept on dogs and cats. She will have to groom each animal at least twice a week. No animal should be left looking like a dreadlocks high om weed. I am a flexible man, so if the woman does not come with this required skill set, training will be made available to her.
5. Woman Must Be Able To Go On All Fours
The lucky lady to receive the love of this handsome man must be able to go on all fours, meaning that she must be able to play with the animals and act like she is also apart of the animal kingdom. But she must be careful, as the last lady who did this was mistaken for a stray dog and was caught by the dog catcher and impounded. I haven't heard back from her since.
If you fit the criteria of the woman being sought, don't be afraid to drop me an email with, "I am animal" in the subject field. Short listed applicants will hear from me withing two to three weeks. If you are not short listed, well have a nice day.
Relationship Dating Humor
This article is for humorous purposes only. If this article offends anyone, then go love an animal!
© 2019 Clive Williams