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Has Anyone Seen My Chill Pill

Updated on October 23, 2012

I Had It Just This Morning

i woke up early to take it

Then I got distracted and I put it down

I remember I have to still take it so I went to get a glass of water

When I came back to the kitchen my pill was gone

It wasn't where I thought I left it

I knew it was the last one and I have to see the doctor to get a new perscription

It has no more refills

So I looked on the floor and in the next room

Where could I have dropped it

Then out of the corner of my eye I seen my cat

Something very unusual about her

I can't place it

She was napping but with one eye open and one eye closed

I have never seen her do that before

But then I looked again

She had a silly grin

I said no it couldn't be

Shaking my head and still confused

I think it was no accident

Someone has been watching me for a long time

I can't prove it but I think my cat is a mastermind

Watching and waiting for the right time

Then when the time was right she made her move

She left no evidence and no paw prints to follow

I have been out smarted again

This time by a cat with a plan


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    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      6 years ago

      Gypsy Rose Lee I decided not to refill my chill pills and see how long I can go without them.She can't get them if I don't have any.shiningirisheyes I think my cat have more chill pills hidden that I may not know about.I will have to watch her and see where her hidinng spot is.I will play her game.Dim Flaxenwick I don't want to chill to often then I won't be able to enjoy all the fun life surprises us with every day.Thanx everyone for reading and sharing.

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      Dim Flaxenwick 

      6 years ago from Great Britain

      Ha Ha .... This was great. As if cats aren´t chilled enough as it is.

      Hope you got your new prescription and keep it catsafe.

    • shiningirisheyes profile image

      Shining Irish Eyes 

      6 years ago from Upstate, New York

      LOL! Well here is to your happy and contented cat!

    • Gypsy Rose Lee profile image

      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Voted up and funny. Charlotte is one clever kitty. My Sid once got a hold of two pills which I sometimes take to make me relax naturally cause they're made with valerian root. Cats do like that stuff too and it makes them as giddy as catnip. The rotten scoundrel had a tipsy good time until he fell asleep.

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      6 years ago

      kj force Are you sure your not a detective.I am so glad your on my side.You have uncovered so many clues.She is asleep.beep beep.But when she wakes up that's when I can catch her by surprise because she is sleepy eyed.beep,beep,beep.Loved your comments more than my hub.beep,beep.

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      6 years ago from Florida

      DREAM ON...loved it...and I have a feeling Charlotte is reading the comments on I will watch what I say to you..perhaps we can commuicate in " code " appears she is setting you up..beep..beep..catnip rocks !!!! get the message ?

      You go man....

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      6 years ago

      vocalcoach I always love to bring a smile to life.Thanx so much for reading and enjoying.Have a day filled with great times and wonderful memories.

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      Audrey Hunt 

      6 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      I laughed so hard! Had by a cat:) Napping with one eye open and one eye closed (sounds like me.) :) Very funny. Up and more and of course, sharing!


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