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Has This Happened To You ?

Updated on September 26, 2012

Sooner Or Later

I sit and I am busy doing something almost anything

Then my mind and body lose power

It thinks in a whole new direction

No matter what my focus was I am distracted

Automatically as if someone had pushed a button

In an instant I go about my business again as if it never happended

I quickly dismiss any thought that I have to admit I had no control over any action

I feel helpless and weak

Until again a had no chance to react and all my energy is diverted

As if I was onboard a military submarine and I got the word

Abort.,abort and I change course immediately

No matter how many years this current state of affair has always taken place

I can be outside,inside or even in the water

It takes me over like a rash

One day I have it and the next day it's gone

Why it came or where it came from I am not sure

I have so many questions and so little answers

When this awkward situation arises I apologize and accept oh my

I have also been a witness to others who have fallen prey

They have no will power to stop and they are twice as strong as me

It seems it happens equally among men and women and children too

But the real mystery is when you feel it coming and it doesn't come

You wait and you inbetween all your senses

Some people say look up to the light your eyes hold the key

I haven't tried it yet and this is news to me

Well when this will happen it's not if it is just a matter of time

I will be watching and listening

Quiet

I hear something

Yes I am sure

AHHHHchooo

This time it was you

Another sneeze and another God Bless you followed by a thank you or excuse me

So keep your eyes peeled and stay alert

A second sneeze might be on it's way

You are the only one who can stop it

Maybe your like so many millions of other people

Let it take over

Sit and laugh as it is quite funny to watch and it does no real harm at all



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    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      5 years ago

      kj force Life is full of laughs and more laughs or is that gas and more gas.(lol)Thanx so much for sharing and making my day more special.

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      DREAM ON...Loved the hub...your words as usual pulled me in and then dropped me on another plateau.. upon reading comments I find you were reading to your wife and she sneezed ? thank goodness she didn't have flatulence..no telling how your hub would have ended..sorry couldn't resist..still friends ? nite...

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      5 years ago

      GypsyRose Lee Anything for a laugh.Thanx for sharing.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Laughter is the best medicine. Bless you!

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      5 years ago

      shiningirisheyes When I first wrote this I was reading it to my wife.In the reading she sneezed how great is that.Thanx for reading and having fun with the silly things.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Adorable!!!! I kind of started getting it about two sentences from the end which is a sign of a good poem!!

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      5 years ago

      Deborah Brooks I love to share those unforgetable moments.How simple they may be.Dim Flaxenwick You made my night.I love when people enjoy the littlest things we don't even think about.Thanx for sharing.

    • Dim Flaxenwick profile image

      Dim Flaxenwick 

      5 years ago from Great Britain

      I simply could not see what was coming, as I read line after line.

      The last part of your poem of course had me kicking myself and laughing out loud.

      You are a gem.

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      so precious.. thank you and God bless you

      Debbie

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