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Have You Ever Seen A Flying Cat ?

Updated on August 22, 2013

I Have And It Was Just A Minute Ago

I was in the office writing a comment on a beautiful hub

Then I heard a soft plop on the kitcen floor

So I got up out of my comfortable seat

Walked in the kitchen and didn't expect to see

A flying cat coming right for me

Too late to duck and there is only one thing I could do

What the ......!

My cat decided to jump off the counter and leaped in mid air

I was at the wrong place at the wrong time

Bam

My cats paws almost cleared me

I would of been left without a scratch

Until I felt a sharp claw graze my chin

She landed and perceeded on the hunt

I stood shocked and stunned

Thinking what just happened here

As I felt the the blood trickling down

She got me good

I would of yelled at her

But first I had to stop the bleeding

Then as I grabbed a face cloth

I watched her follow her prey

She ran and jumped again

This time a good three feet off the floor

Now I still seen nothing

The time is twelve thirty three at night

So I had to see what she was chasing

I flipped on every light in every room

Still nothing

Then as I left the bathroom

I felt a bug hit me in the cheek

Now this is really crazy

I get hit twice in one night

First by my cat now by a flying bug

Now I was mad so I joined in the chase

Looking in every room

Behind the curtain in the bathroom

Up in each window

Along the ceiling across the walls

I see the fly up near the top of the kitchen cabnets

By the time I got a chair

It took flight again

Now I praised my cat

Go gettem Charlette

Find the bug

After a fifteen minute search

My cat lost interest and I know by myself I didn't have a chance

So I went back to my computer and began to type

I heard Charlettes paws dance and plop at different spots

I got up from my chair to take a look

There was my cat with the fly by her paw

It was stunned and I am surprised not eaten

I reacted quickly just incase the fly had any life left

So here in my hand I hold the fly my cat caught tonight

I went in the cabnet and gave her a few cat treats

She was excited as she ate them within seconds

I realized she meant well and my cut will heal

Now I can go back to sleep

Knowing our home is bug free once again

As I rubbed my cat on the head

You wasted no time and caught the bad guy

Time for bed for you and me both

Another hub I am the writer and you are the star

What a good little bug catcher you certainly are

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    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      4 years ago

      Kathryn Stratford My little bugger keeps me on my toes.Giving me more love when she isn't on her next hunt.Picklesandrufus Back to a peaceful home and my cut has disappeared.Shara63 Some fun without leaving our home.I admire the skill and speed of all cats.GypsyRose Lee I had a cat Baby before Charlette would eat the bugs and mice long before you even got close.MMMM mouth watering and delicious.DDE You just never know how each day is going to turn out. Thanx everyone for your beautiful comments.I recently had some computer problems and I apologize for taking so long to respond.Have a great weekend.

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      Devika Primić 

      4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Interesting thoughts here too much of fun and games can make one cry

    • Gypsy Rose Lee profile image

      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Our first cat loved flies big fat ones and crunched them. Now Sid is not a fly cat he prefers the occasional mouse when in season.

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      Farhat 

      4 years ago from Delhi

      Nice odyssey and Smart cat for she did her job excellently, as the cats usaually do ...its we who find it heard to cope up their way of working..congratultions to you for getting your cat right though at a nominal cost of a few slaps and a little wound ..haha....i hope you are all right now & the cut has not left any scar on your face. ...great hub voted up dear DREAM ON!

    • picklesandrufus profile image

      picklesandrufus 

      4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Well what an adventure:) Hope your cut is healed and your cat is resting now that the house is bug free!!

    • Kathryn Stratford profile image

      Kathryn 

      4 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

      Voted up and across. That is an adorable story, although it's too bad you got cut. In the end, the bug died.

      Cats that catch mice are called mousers. Does that mean cats that catch bugs are called buggers? Haha.

      Thanks for sharing this with us, and have a wonderful, bug-free weekend. Remember to watch out for your cat!

      ~ Kathryn

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      4 years ago

      kidscrafts All fun and games until someone gets hurt.I am lucky to have her by my side.A job well done.Nellieanna cats may keep you up all night but never a dull moment.Thanx everyone for reading and having a few laughs.Charlettes my hero.

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      Nellieanna Hay 

      4 years ago from TEXAS

      What an odyssey! I was afraid for your wounds, but finally it turned out that, perhaps, they had been worth it for Charlette to have caught the nasty ole fly!

      Cats are so talented! I once saw our cat walk on water! haha! :-)

    • kidscrafts profile image

      kidscrafts 

      4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Sorry about your cut.... but your cat was doing her job chasing bugs ;-)

      Cute story! My younger cat loves to run after flies!

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