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Dating Lesson 32.34 – Have Eyes Checked (limerick)

Updated on July 14, 2012

Young suitor who thought he’s the best

For her he had passed every test

Till one night her twin

Did temp him to sin

Pray would he cave in or be blessed


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    • ImKarn23 profile image

      Karen Silverman 

      6 years ago

      Come on man - make mama proud - control yourself!!! lol

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      Tammy 

      6 years ago from North Carolina

      I doubt he passed, but he is being set up. Very cute!

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      Deb Hirt 

      6 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      The perils of a twin!

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      Thomas Silvia 

      6 years ago from Massachusetts

      Very fun read enjoyed this limerick !

    • picklesandrufus profile image

      picklesandrufus 

      6 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Very funny! I bet he didn't pass though!

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      Sueswan 

      6 years ago

      Hi Mhatter99

      Something tells me he didn't pass the final test. LOL

      Voted up and funny

      Take care :)

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      6 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Ha Ha Ha Very good. Can't say he had any bad luck though!

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      myownlife 

      6 years ago from london

      hehe lovely one.

      short and sweet

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      Jake Frost 

      6 years ago from London, United Kingdom

      Haha, well done... Great limerick!

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      Ann-Christin 

      6 years ago from UK

      Another funny start to my day I love it :)

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      snowdrops 

      6 years ago from The Second Star to the Right

      hahaha i loved it Mhattr!

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      Cathy Nerujen 

      6 years ago from Edge of Reality and Known Space

      Well, it's short but it is entertaining.... and twins are a very real appeal and a temptation to many... :P

      I love your sense of humour. :)

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      Ann1Az2 

      6 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Interesting! Voted up.

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      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Mhatter99,

      Awesome limerick, one of my favorites of yours for sure!

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      Alastar Packer 

      6 years ago from North Carolina

      Cool one mhatter; if the twins in the pic are anything to go by it could well be a toss up between the cave-in and the blessing.

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      Patty Kenyon 

      6 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      Funny and Well Done!!!!!!

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