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Have You Seen This Man (limerick)

Updated on June 19, 2012

She often thinks about a man

Who would always say yes I can

To see to her care

He always was there

He left when their marriage began




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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Too true! All bets are off when the marriage starts! Great limerick. Voted up and funny.

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      Alastar Packer 5 years ago from North Carolina

      Yes, perfect photo to go with a perfectly funny twisty limerick.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Voted up and funny. Keep them coming.

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      Abhijit Aswath 5 years ago from India

      There is always a dramatic twist in the end. Great one :)

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      India Arnold 5 years ago from Northern, California

      What a Hoot!

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      Tonette Fornillos 5 years ago from The City of Generals

      Oh what an OUCH..... but I've seen quite a kind of him, lol. I can't help laugh. Thank you Mhatter.

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      Cristale Adams 5 years ago from Los Angeles

      A woman will have known a man like that at least once, if not twice in her lifetime.

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      So much truth in your words...

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      LOL giggle

      really good one!

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      Jim Higgins 5 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      Great limerick!

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      She should push that cart to the top of a hill and release it! Imagine the ride he'll have!:)

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Love it, love it!

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      IAmForbidden 5 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      hahaha, its an ouch!.

      and i love the photo!!

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      Dianna Mendez 5 years ago

      That shopping cart photo really does make the poem! She should have dumped him before then. OucH!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      What is it about a limerick? I start laughing before I have read one word. Great job and thanks for the laugh!

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      Chris Neal 5 years ago from Fishers, IN

      Boy, that one hurt...